Now, obviously the Hitachi Magic Wand was originally a general purpose massage vibrator, but they rolled with it when they learned that mostly they were being used on vulvas, and started marketing them specifically for that purpose. But they're far from the only muscle massager that could productively be a sex toy. I've had several of the old Oster vibrators that strap to the back of your hand with metal springs and make your hand the vibrating surface. I've found problems with them running hot, stinking of 3-way oil (bet I'm the only chick under sixty who knows what 3-way oil is) et cetera.
But today I bought an old Morfam Jeanie Rub muscle massager. This thing looks like a hand router, except the handles are perpendicular to the body almost like an airplane steering yoke, and instead of a faceplate and a bit (yes I own a hand router, I come from a long line of cabinet makers) it has a big faux-leather cushion. This version has one speed: LIQUEFY. It's extremely nicely made, faux leather notwithstanding, and even has a three-prong plug.
First I tried it perpendicular between my legs pressed up against my bare pusspuss. I was quickly overstimulated. So I put on a diaper and placed the massager across my lap with my legs slightly spread in a comfortable armchair, and just worked it gently with my hands while I watched a video of a chick getting rudely fucked in the ass. Within a few minutes... I barely squirt but I did squirt pretty good this time. It was intense, a full body orgasm. I actually had the wherewithal to switch off the motor in that blissful split second before full orgasm, so that the stimulation didn't overwhelm and ruin my orgasm. And then the waterworks came, et cetera. Now I'm sitting here pleasantly in a slightly wet size large adult diaper, sucking my thumb a little between typing sentences. I feel good.
I like this way better than my Osters or my off-brand magic wand.
Does anyone else use different muscle massagers for sexual purposes here?