Who masturbated during hospital stay?

While I was in hospital for two separate weeks stay I masturbated a few times.

Who else couldn't resist the urge while they were in hospital? Anyone get caught?

Almost 10 years ago once I had been hospitalised for 4 days. During these days I had the luck being placed in a single bed room. There were a few attractive nurses at this hospital I saw during all these exam and admin procedures. Ended up in my room finally, there were also two beautiful young nurses wich took care of me very nice and friendly. I also couldn't resist during my privacy and masturbated a few times, both beauties in mind. Thanks god, I never had been cought and they didn't detect what I did before as they cleaned up my bed. And if they ever did, they treated it very professional.

During a week long stay my balls also started to boil so I blew a few loads off in the bathroom while "showering" 😈

@Seifenspieler

me too :-) - I did it on the toilet

Normally I believe the need to masturbate is “always there” for most folks, male and female — and they WILL address that need! And I think most medical professionals realize that many, if not most, of their patients will “relieve themselves” while they are privately seated in the bathroom, or stall. I know that was always my “go to” place to get relief while at school, work, etc., AND even during one of my many hospital stays. To avoid any suspicion, the task could usually be completed in the time it took while seated on the toilet, relieving one’s bowels.

During one summer while I was home from college, I got food poisoning and became dehydrated from all of the gastric distress and found myself in the ER after passing out and falling while returning to the bedroom after a trip to the bathroom. I was admitted to the hospital for IV hydration. My girlfriend stopped by to check on me the next day after I was feeling much better and happily gave me a handjob under the sheets and hospital gown. The guy in the bed next to me was none the wiser. That took care of all my needs at the time as I was discharged shortly thereafter. I suspect I would have masturbated that evening if she had not stopped by to check on me.

Years later, I was hospitalized for appendicitis and was so bored the day after the surgery waiting for the doctor to discharge me that I found myself stroking my penis which was easily accessible under the hospital gown that had come open and had bunched up around my waist. I recall being fascinated by the feel of my freshly yet poorly shaved pubic area. I was disappointed that I was put to sleep in the OR when I was shaved and wondered if I possibly had an erection when it was done and who might have shaved me. I spent what seemed like hours playing with myself but sadly never had an orgasm. The pain was noticeable and the bloat from the gases used to inflate my belly for the laparoscopic procedure was not at all comfortable either. Of course a nurse came in to check my wounds and help me to the bathroom as I had to urinate before I could be discharged. She saw my then semi flaccid penis and a fair amount of precum at the tip as well as on my stomach near the wound in my belly button as I didn’t have time to get situated before she pulled the sheet down. A couple of hours later, the doctor saw pretty much the same thing when he examined me prior to discharge. I am grateful that I was able to go home before I did have an orgasm and hope to avoid the need to masturbate in the hospital in the future by staying safe and healthy. If I do find myself in the hospital again, I hope I am physically able to play with myself should the need or desire arise.

I’ll add my confession to the mix. Some years ago during a hospital stay I unexpectedly started running a fever. It concerned the hospital staff enough that they started taking my temperature rectally. The nurses weren’t attractive in the least but the sensation was so pleasant I had to relieve myself accordingly.

It wasn't masturbation but it was sexual contact. When sub was first in the hospital ICU I'd gone to visit. He was stressed out and I knew a good way to relax him. I had him stand with his back to the camera that was watching him, he was a trip hazard. I then gently grabbed his cock, held it firmly. I watched his blood pressure come down and stabilize.

It was a small act, with some bigger effects. Glad I chose to do it.

I'm the OP who posed the question. I was in hospital for a week and there was a young nurse who had the nicest bum ever. Her tight silky pastel coloured pants showed it off perfectly. I was feeling my sensitive frenulum as I watched her go around the room.

Another time a tech with another awesome bum and tight pants gave me a testicle ultra-sound. I was desperate to get an erection for her to see but it didn't happen. Not until I got in the car anyway.

@Nev-4636

You are so right about nurses bums — or hineys — as I call them. During the several times I have been a hospital patient, I have had to control myself so I don’t grab their asses! My wife is a retired RN and I always loved watching her tightly packed hiney when she went out the door to work at a local hospital. It’s EASY to see why one must relieve themself via masturbation in such a setting!

In my teens because in your teens you just simply can't help it. you can't go days without doing it.

Any ladies masturbate while in hospital?

I've posted in another thread regarding an enema I received in the hospital. I had languished for several days waiting to be discharged. I couldn't have a BM and my mom kept pushing for the staff to give me an enema. My doctor finally ordered one. I was given a soapy enema by a very cute nurse and told to press the call button after finishing. She was going to inspect the results. I wasn't thinking and produced a white gooey substance that floated above the rest of the effluent. The nurse knocked and immediately opened the door. She saw the results and winked at me as I blushed. The toilet was flushed and nothing else said.

The discharge paperwork was prepared and mom contacted to pick me up. When she arrived, my belongings were gathered. Mom asked if I got an enema. The nurse told her that I was very good, and cooperative, for my enema as she packed the enema bag with my belongings. Mom commented that she wished I was cooperative at home when I got enemas and that she had a good enema bag at home. The nurse winked at me again and said she hoped that I'd cooperate at home inasmuch as enemas can be very comfortable. She didn't comment about my "happy ending".

Because of the pain meds, the discharge paperwork indicated that I should avoid constipation and could have enemas as needed. Things were sure different back in the 60's.

The few times I had to stay in the hospital, it seemed like I had no drive or was not in the condition.

But I will say this. I have done image searches for hospital chaplains, and I will masturbate to them, imagining when they come make their rounds, they feel compassionate to want to masturbate me., because it's obvious to them that I need it. And that they know I would be okay if they would do the honors for me.

No.but I definitely could have. Ended up with a pretty good hard on, possibly from the effects of steroid medication

Never. Disadvantage of staying out of hospitals I guess.

I've never masturbated in hospital.

However the guy in the bed next to me seemed happy to have his cock on show, much to the consternation of his Mother and the nursing staff.

In the early 70s at 14 or so I was hospitalized for pneumonia and the nurses would put up a partition and then take down my sheet and then me roll on my side so they could take my temp rectally like all the other kids on the ward. A couple of times when one of the nurses rolled me back onto my back my penis would be exposed because the gown didn't come with me when I was rolled. The nurse would then pull the gown over and cover me and then pull the sheet back over and once I started to feel better I got to thinking how one them took their time fixing my gown and I started getting aroused so I went to the bathroom and hid some toilet paper under my gown and waited until everyone was asleep and masturbated. I thought I was being very discreet but the next day an older girl probably 16 from the other side of the room walked by and told me she heard my bed squeaking the night before and it woke her up. I turned very red and she just smiled and went back into bed.

I was in hospital 4 days in February and I went into bathroom and took care of myself. It was sort of cool wearing a hospital gown.

Before I had my stroke at age 61, I had only been in a hospital once as a patient. That was when I was born so I don't really remember it lol.

Since then unfortunately I have been in the hospital as a patient a few more times. None of those times I have felt much like masturbating. Not even after the time a nurse had to give me a suppository because I got for real constipated.

I really don't care much for hospitals. Every time I have had to be in one I have had an IV or at least the port in my arm the whole time too, which I hate. First time I was a patient in one I even got bladder cathed, which I really, really hated.

Something about being in a hospital just doesn't in the least bit make me horny. With me I think it seems to have the opposite effect.

Something about being in a hospital just doesn't in the least bit make me horny. With me I think it seems to have the opposite effect.

Same here, coupled with the fact that when I've been in them I've been in severe pain and for a chunk of time dealing with post anesthesia effects. Didn't do it, no interest. Not even as a kid having a broken bone pinned at the time I was a teen and usually masturbated 2-3x per day.