ABC's of Anal?

I was got thinking today. (lot's of time for that)

Anyway, I started thinking about all of the things that people put up their ass. Then I had the idea to list all the things I've used, in alphabetical order. I also wondered about if it's possible to use things that start with every letter of the alphabet. My list currently has several letters missing.

So,, how about it.... can you suggest something for each letter?

I'll post my list if & when I've got all the letters covered.