September 30 - national masturbate in public day?

How do people feel about having a national masturbate in public day? Let's say September 30. On this day everyone is expected to get themself off somewhere public (anywhere - just not at home). It wouldn't have to be out in the open. Could be a department store fitting room, public restroom, out in nature, in your car stuck in traffic. Then we all report back here on zity.

With any luck, this will become an actual federal holiday. 😃