How to get empty/expel FAST

I really need tips and tricks to expel my 2.5 quart clean outs as fast as possible. I mainly use enemas to clean out daily, not for pleasure. My day goes a lot smoother when I know I am empty. The problem is I only have 1hr 10ish minutes to do this.

Here are some things to know before reading ahead:

1. I have a fast transit time - if i eat corn, it shows up in my next BM

2. I eat once a day, nothing else, and I have my BM for that meal 12 hours after

3. I use an 8oz bulb enema to fill & refill about 2.5 quarts, and I do this twice. Then I do a 3 bulb final rinse which is for the most part clear

4. I only use cold tap water

5. I fill while standing up

6. The first 2 fills (2.5 quarts) took 8 minutes to fill, and used to take about 20-25 min to expel (ideal).

7. I have been following this routine for about 2 years and its been working perfectly

But a couple of months ago, I started having difficulty expelling everything. It started taking 30+ minutes to expel. Then more.

After the 1st 10 minutes of expelling, the last bit would take forever to come out, if anything comes out at all. I can feel it, I know its in there. The next round would come out dirtier than usual. I know the 2nd round won’t be clear at all, and that is not what I’m expecting anyways. But I can kind of just tell that wayyy too much of the 1st round was leftover. And then the last bit of the 2nd round takes just as long to come out.

As I mentioned, I only have 1 hr 10 min to get both rounds out.

I’ve read all the posts here & tried all the tips - massages, different positions, walking around, exercise, to no avail. For so many reasons, I just cannot get an enema bag, and I’m really not into trying solutions. I try to be as minimal as possible with my supplies so that I can make this work anywhere (which it has).

I’m kind of desperate because I am going on my 1st trip in a while, and I need to be out of the bathroom as fast as possible.

In my previous routine, I would be empty all day, if I tried to have a BM after my clean out, nothing would come out. Recently, because of things are just not coming out, I end up having to go once again after some hours, something which I cannot stand.

I would appreciate any advise on how I can expel of my 2.5q enemas in 30 min or less so I can reach my goal of getting out of the bathroom in 1 hr 10 min.

Thank you all so much!

@despoforhelp123

Next to the toilet in the master bathroom, I installed a small water heater (2.5 gallons, 9.5 liters) and tied it into the water supply to the toilet. I attached two metal hoses to the water heater and set the temperature to 104 degrees F (40 degrees C). Attached to one hose is a bidet sprayer and attached to the other hose is very short (1.5-inch. 3.8 cm) homemade enema nozzle.

Traditional enemas require 15 to 20 minutes to set up the bag, the tubing, the warm water, the nozzle, the towels on the floor, and to get into position on the floor. Then it takes at 20 minutes to lubricate and insert the nozzle, drain the bag, get up off the floor, and scoot to the toilet. And then you have at least 20 minutes to empty. And then you need another 15 to 20 minutes to clean everyting up. So yes, the entire process to take a full-blown enema takes mofre than an hour, including the setup, the enema, the emptying, and the cleanup.

With my handy-dandy, attached-to-the-toilet enema system, there is no setup or cleanup. I simply sit on the toilet amd poke the little nozzle in my bum. In less than 10 seconds I can comfortably fill my bum and empty in five seconds. I can easily fill and empty four times in less than a minute so talk about squeaky clean

If I want a "high" enema with at least two to three quarts, I just slowly fill until I can feel I am truly full which takes about two to three minutes. Then I simply empty in place because I'm already sitting on the toilet.

So fast and so convenient.

Now, about once a month, I take a traditional enema wit the four-quart, open-top silicone enema bag, hanging from the shower arm, filled with warm tap water and a little Johnson and Johnson Baby Shampoo, and yes, it takes over an hour to completre the process including the cleanup.

Do you enjoy having houseguests? Pretty sweet set-up!

@despoforhelp123:

In light of the fact that you somehow cannot acquire an enema bag to speed up your filling process, have already read all of the posts here on Zity and have tried all of the tips, and are not amenable to trying different solutions, I have no advice remaining to offer you.

I expell no enema before it’s time😘The more that goes in, the faster it comes out😍I expel a 4 quart bag faster and it feels so GOOD🚀🚀🚀

Squatting position, it's the one that is actually meant for evacuation. Legs wide, but keep them close enough to put some pressure to the sides of the belly.

@PinotNoir said:

Do you enjoy having houseguests? Pretty sweet set-up!

Hadn't thought about sharing the system, but I suppose for the public, I could have a policy of BYON (Bring Your Own Nozzle). 😃

I have thought about drawing up a diagram of the layout and providing a photograph and price list so others could more easily duplicate it.

A rough guesstimate of the total cost would be $100 to $250 depending on whether of not you even buy a water heater and how you spend on the water heater. Amazon has water heaters for $100 to $200. The plumbing parts are about $50. You can just connect the enema line directly into the waterline that attaches to the toilet and avoid the cost of a water heater, but I prefer having warm water for my enema and clean out.