Hello everyone. Many on Zity have already discussed situations from their childhoods when adults discussed various medical procedures related to the bottom (enemas, RT, suppositories, etc.) in their presence. But did they ever use this topic as a joke? I can share one similar story from my childhood that has stuck in my memory.
I was 8 y.o., and my Mom and I were visiting my Aunt, who lived in another city. My Aunt (actually, she was my Moms's cousin, not sister, but I called her Aunt) was several years older than my Mom, was a master at hand-sewing women's clothing, and had a very unusual sense of humor. And now you'll understand why I mentioned these particular facts about her.
One day, my Mom and my Aunt were talking about all sorts of things, and I was playing nearby. My Aunt was telling my Mom how a few days ago she had been faced with the urgent need to sew a new dress for her teenage daughter (she was supposed to perform at a school dance) and discovered she didn't have the necessary materials, so she had to quickly (within a day) find them somewhere. I was only half-listening to their conversation until my Aunt suddenly uttered the following phrase:
"So what do you think? I STUCK SOAP UP MY ASS and ran like crazy to the shops around town to find the right fabric!"
I think my Mom laughed at my Aunt's joke, but I felt a jolt of electricity at that moment! At that age, I already had a medical fetish for inserting anything into someone's butt, so what I heard once again really excited me. Of course, I understood that this was just a very original joke on my Aunt's part. No one literally inserted soap into someone's ass in that day, and she was simply using the well-known fact of the intense burning sensation caused by inserting a soap stick into the butt as an allegory for the plight of someone forced to run errands in a hurry, as if they were experiencing a burning sensation from soap in their bottom (by the way, that was a brilliant joke!). But damn, I couldn't help my imagination at that moment. I looked at my Aunt (by the way, she had a pretty good figure) and imagined how she would actually lift her skirt, take off her panties and insert a soap stick into her luscious bottom, and after that, squirm from the burning sensation inside. In fact, I couldn't think of anything else for another couple of days.
After all, my Aunt clearly knew what she was joking about. She grew up in the 1960's, when inserting soap sticks into children's bottoms was a very common and effective way to treat constipation. So she clearly experienced this treatment herself as a child (and perhaps not only as a child), and likely used it on her own children as well (they grew up in the 1980's and 1990's, and this treatment was still used by many parents even then). I also later learned that my Aunt still regularly gives her now-adult daughter enemas, which only reinforced my suspicions about the frequent use of "rectal treatments" in their family.
That's a funny story. Has anything similar happened to you? Have you ever heard adults joke about enemas, RT, suppositories (or soap sticks, as in this case)? Did it make a thrilling impression on you? Did it spark any fantasies in your head? It would be very interesting to hear about similar experiences from other Zity members.