Ok a follow up to my post regarding my colonoscopy post a few months ago.
So, my colonoscopy was schedule for a Monday morning 10 AM. So, the day before (Sunday) I could only take liquids that were not red or purple in color, so I drank green Gatorade in the morning. When I got up on Sunday morning, I gave myself two enemas and was planning on giving myself at least one more maybe two. But my planning changed. I mixed up the Prep which was 1 gallon. The instructions said I could add Country Time lemonade to help with taste. I have to admit the taste with the lemonade made it drinkable. Now the schedule they want you to use if you are having the procedure in the AM is to drink half the gallon at 5 PM and the second halve at 10 PM. I generally fall asleep around 9:30 PM and get up early around 6 AM. So there was no way I was starting to drink the second half gallon at 10 PM. So I moved the Prep up to 1PM and drank it though the afternoon and early evening. As it turned out I was running clear around 4 PM. I had at least 10+ expels that were absolutely clear so I did not finish the Prep which there as about a 1/3 of gallon left.
Now onto the colonoscopy Monday morning. I opted not to do anesthesia. Everybody was cool with that including the doctor. I still had an IV in place just in case I needed to bail out and go under if there was too much pain- I never opted for the anesthesia. The room setup was fairly straight forward. The doctor was behind me, I was asked to assume the SIMs position- lie on my left side and pull up right leg towards my chest. I was facing the monitor on the wall- a large screen TV so I got to watch the whole procedure. The only issue was when the probe was going up my descending colon the doctor said my colon was "looped." At that point he asked me to use my right hand and reach under my abdomen and press upward. One of the nurses came over added her two hands alongside of mine. I will say this did feel uncomfortable similar to an enema cramp but once the probe passed through the loop the pain stopped. From there it was pretty smooth sailing to the cecum or the beginning of the colon. From there the probe was slowly pulled out and that is where the real exam starts- as they pull back, they look for polyps- they found one. The doctor said he was going to cut it off and it would be tested for cancer. It did not hurt and it seem kind of surreal as I was watched this loop wire being placed around the polyp and being cut off but I felt nothing and seeing it bleed. From there he stopped near the end and said this is the view from inside your rectum looking back at your anal sphincter. Honestly for me the colon, my colon, looks the same from start to finish. At one point I asked how do you know where you are because it all looks the same and there was no real sense of any curves as you move through colon.
So, would I do it again without anesthesia? Yes. I do think my extensive experience with anal play and enemas made the procedure easy for me. But for the average person, they probably would be better off going under anesthesia. The pain I felt was temporary and not scary for me but for some it might be too much. But it was fascinating to see and actually participate in the procedure.
By the way, my polyp was benign, so I was given a 5 year pass to my next colonoscopy.