How to find an RT toy

Not that the accuracy isn't fun, but if you were *just* looking for size, does anyone have recommendations? I've tried searching for it different ways with terms like gag, toy, prop, etc and it doesn't seem like there's anything out there? help...

If you're just seeking stimulation, try a well lubricated, blunt toothbrush handle.

Not that the accuracy isn't fun, but if you were *just* looking for size, does anyone have recommendations? ..

Not to sound foolish but what do you mean by RT toy?

Something that looks like a thermometer, whether it actually works or not. Working would be great! don't get me wrong! but I kind of have this fantasy of someone using just a huge, massive one (a cartoonishly big, round bulb would be a plus) specifically for the humiliation and violation. Like... inch and a half diameter or more. And so far, just have not seen that. Sure, a veterinary supply will have one that's, you know, bigger than a human one. And a wax thermometer might get up to nearly an inch, *maybe*. Okay. Good start. But it's still less than a centimeter across for the veterinary one, which is the most common suggestion. It's just not quite doing it.

A quick search on Google yielded this interesting looking instrument, @ImprovSub. Of course, the price is insanely stupid, but yeah, acquiring something like that for a reasonable fee would be neat. Good luck in your search!

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/216553768/rare-vintage-caco-baby-doll-toy-doctor

Next to that play thermometer mentioned above on Etsy there was a teddy bear made of human skin. That's really revolting, straight out of a horror movie. Is it legal?

Yeah, the price is ... phew. Also the bear seems to have been taken down. Idk, maybe I'll look into making my own toy to my specifications... I'm not the *improv* sub for nothing.

I don’t think there are enough people with a rectal thermometer fetish, to create a market for something like that. I’m sure that the technology is available. Some of the humanoid robots are already around, for customers with deep pockets. No doubt, they can be programmed to use a thermometer, with a gentle touch. If the price comes down, I might buy one.

A candy thermometer is one option. Quite large and smooth. WRT accuracy, I kind of doubt it as it is designed to register high temps in candy preparation. Easily obtained in a grocery story.

A word of caution. The glass is thinner than that of a conventional fever thermometer. LOTS of lube and insert SLOWLY. A thermometer broken off in the bottom is not only awkward to resolve but dangerous as well.

Play safe and have fun!!

I can’t think of anything other than what has been mentioned. Good luck.

Glass stirrer sticks is the only thing that come to mind. Crate & Barrel and Etsy are good sources for these. A lot of them have a bulbous smooth tip at the end like a rectal thermometer. If they only had some actually made to look like a thermometer for nurse/doctor parties.

Slimm88. Very good suggestion!! Used those myself!!