Saturday Morning Enema

Just wondering, does anyone start a lazy Saturday morning off with a good cleaning out ?

Well, Saturdays have always been "family day", when you have kids, usually weekends are for them, also when they are grown. You visit, they visit... having spent a life at sea, when home on leave the "saturdays" have mostly been spent doing something else....even later in life when it was mostly just us, saturdays never had any special meaning..our favorite enema play time has always been late afternoon, coming back home after activities.... what's better then enema and sex before dinner? Now I'm alone...Il take a nice enema anytime I have a friend to share it with. Again Saturday has no meaning, but a morning enema makes for a beautiful day, any day.....

Every Saturday and Wednesday plus an occasional bonus enema is the norm for us. The time of day is when convenient but first thing in the morning is the preferred time before even getting out of bed for the day. Denise

Like @denise it's first thing in the morning. My beautiful blonde sleeps and when I am finished it's back to bed for a cuddle. This is my "me time", not that I really need that these days, and such a great way to start the day

Saturday used to be enema day for me....since I retired, any day is a good day for an enema.

Yes!

Saturday morning is the best time of the week for me and I always do a couple of enemas. I get a bit grumpy if something comes along and disrupts my schedule!

I receive an enema every saturday but in the afternoon

For me it is Monday morning. I have a nurses aid, who comes over Monday at 10:00. I have a standing appointment with her. This started in 2020 during Covid-19. She was told I have chronic constipation due to pain medication. I don’t, but that’s what the original doctors order said. I worked out a deal with her, telling her my insurance doesn’t cover it. So instead of going through her agency, she comes over on her day off , and I pay out of pocket. Since it is a steady thing, she charges much less than the standard.

@toni_78 .Good for you. Wish I could find a similar situation. Even paying 2X the hourly wage would be cheaper than hiring a dominatrix or escort by the hour but I suspect with the former happy endings would be harder to "cum" by !

Saturday morning is an excellent time for an enema. So is Sunday morning and Monday morning and Tuesday morning and Wednesday morning and Thursday morning and Friday morning.

Come to think of it, Saturday afternoon is also a fabulous time for an enema. So is Sunday afternoon and Monday afternoon and Tuesday afternoon and Wednesday afternoon and Thursday afternoon and Friday afternoon.

Actually, another terrific time for an enema is Saturday evening. So is Sunday evening and Monday evening and Tuesday evening and Wednesday evening and Thursday evening and Friday evening.

When you are retired, anytime is a good time for an enema.

Saturday morning happens to be my enema time. Growing up it was also my masturbation time.

No set time, usually when I'm alone as my partner is not a fan

It could be Saturdays or it could be Sundays when I'm at the lake, everything is quiet and peaceful, and the sun is still coming up. There are times when I will sit out on the deck in just a nightie enjoying my first cup of coffee when the spirit strikes me that an enema might be a nice thing to do.

I require at least one thorough enema weekly to reset my fussy gut. And I’ve decided to make Saturday morning my enema time. Additionally, there are times when I become constipated between Saturdays and end up taking an enema or three. Like early this morning when I was woken up by constipation cramps. I ended up needing five enemas to clear things out. It’s a darned good thing I enjoy enemas, even the uncomfortable ones.

Good for you, @Iris1858. An enema every single day would be beneficial for my fussy gut!

@Thursdays child I’m glad you have at least concocted a way to get enema solution high up in your bowels (while your beautiful blonde heals her feet). My poop gets stuck WAY past my sigmoid colon, so my rectum pretty much stays empty —-> it all gets backed up high. All the way to my cecum. (hmmm, why did I mention all of that??

A n y w a y

Nothing works on me (enema-wise) except warm/hot and HIGH!!!

Take care…

@ThursdaysChild. That was a real gift for you getting the special treatment. I know you must miss “Twinkling Granny”. She must have had years of experience and learned lots of special techniques, tips and tricks, used to get into the cecum (Holy Grail). Thats the whole point of a cleansing enema or colonic - getting to that specific area and have it RELEASE. When the cecum mud releases, you can (sometimes) feel weak…..then wonderful! It is so beneficial to your body.

In fact, I’m doing research on the cecum and will publish my findings on the board, soon.

Are you looking for another colonic clinic or have you decided yet? I always enjoy your adventures across the pond.