Emergency enema go bag, what should be included?

If you had to quickly leave your house, get out of dodge, we are taught to have a "go bag" ready with the essentials. My question is, what would you include in an enema go bag? Obviously, an enema bag kit, possibly enema bulbs, lubricant, soap, roll of paper towels. Where would you hang your enema bag, portable light stand, some tape, rope, rubber gloves, plastic bags, what else? vibrator and spare batteries?

the hoseman wants to know

First and most importantly is the most reliable and still lightweight and easily concealed retention nozzle/device I have which is an inflatable nozzle. Can’t take any chances of a big mess in a hotel room or anywhere that can’t be easily cleaned up. Second would be petroleum jelly in case of a rash later, the stuff is worth more than it’s weight in gold if you need it.