Masturbating While In-Patient

I have been in the hospital for almost a month. I haven’t been able to get any relief since being admitted. Does anyone know a way to drop my load without the nurses knowing?

Many years ago I spent a summer in jail ,the charges were bogus however since masturbating in jail is illegal most guys would put there legs up in a V to create a "Tent" masturbating under the big top.

With the decreased cost of cameras used for remote monitoring of patients, I would be leary of any attempt if you are concerned about observation. Also many facilities now have observation ports that allow authorized staff to discretely view the patient. They're typically like a 12" wide by 8" high glass window with a mini-blind between two plates of glass, around eye level height. A nurse can stop, open the blind and check to see if you are sleeping before entering the room and disturbing your sleep.

If you have a heart monitor in use, the staff at the station observing the ekg activity will notice increased respiration and heart rate. Pretty much any heart irregularity will triggers alarms to ensure the nurse takes notice and responds appropriately.

I've jerked off a few times while in the hospital. Once I started feeling better and became more mobile, I would start getting really horny. I would usually do it at night, right after the nurses do their rounds and I start to go to sleep. That way I knew I usually had a couple of hours before anyone came back into my room. Depending on how mobile I was, I'd do it in bed, or the bathroom if possible.

If you're in a hospital, and hooked up to heart or respiratory machines that are being monitored, you're probably not in the mood or even thinking about rubbing one out. My horniness didn't start kicking in until I started feeling better. Thankfully by then, they usually start removing the monitoring equipment.

I've jerked off a few times while in the hospital. Once I started feeling better and became more mobile, I would start getting really horny. I would usually do it at night, right after the nurses do their rounds and I start to go to sleep. That way I knew I usually had a couple of hours before anyone came back into my room. Depending on how mobile I was, I'd do it in bed, or the bathroom if possible.

If you're in a hospital, and hooked up to heart or respiratory machines that are being monitored, you're probably not in the mood or even thinking about rubbing one out. My horniness didn't start kicking in until I started feeling better. Thankfully by then, they usually start removing the monitoring equipment.

I wonder if they notice the changes in your heart rate and respiration on the monitor at the nurses station and take bets on which patients are rubbing one out. 😎

I had been in the hospital for more than a week and I was feeling better and horny. I didn't realize that the nurses could monitor my heart rate from the nurses' station. I tried to rub one out in the bathroom and had just cum when 4 nurses rushed into my bathroom and saw me naked with cum all over my hands and genitals. I was still totally erect. The Head nurse asked if I was OK. I said yes and then they all realized what I had been doing. They all breathed a sigh of relief that I was OK. The head nurse told the others that everything was under control and that they could leave. She said she would clean me up and get me back to bed. She was very professional and did what she said she was going to do. No one said anything about my masturbation. Initially I was embarrassed about being caught but quickly realized that I was seen naked with a full erection and cum all over the place and started to enjoy my exhibitionist activity.