Ever wish to have a smaller penis?

To all penis holders here - ever wish to have a smaller penis? I have pretty much very ordinary size - like in the middle of sizes, both flaccid and erected but lately I am wishing that I would have a much smaller penis.

I know it goes against most man wishes but here we go - tiny but functional would do very well for me. Like most of the time it gets into my way, tend to slip out from undies when working on some garage project or when running, in the diaper it gets pointed wrong way and list goes on.

Anyone else get the same wish sometimes?

Seriously ?????

Yop, seriously... something like a tiny one most of the time and normal size when in use 😃 you know - the grower type

Hell no! Mine is about 5 1/2" and 2" in diameter. I had rather have 7" and 2 1/2" in diameter. The diameter is more important than the length according to most women I've been with.

@Baobab sounds like you’d rather just have a grower. I’m 5.5-6in erect depending on the day but 1in flaccid and I’ve never had any issues with it sliding out.

As someone who has never had to worry about hurting anyone with my penis, I would rather have a bit of a growth spurt.

Can't say I ever wanted a smaller penis. When I was young & vain enough to measure it mine was almost 8" long but not very thick Perhaps about 1 1/4 inches diameter. Sadly now it takes a lot of effort & time to wake the old chap up & he doesn't look nearly as impressive as in the past. Back in the day I did have a couple of women complain about the depth of vaginal penetration, apparently you can knock a ovary or something? Unsurprisingly whatever I managed to prod was uncomfortable enough that one woman in particular wouldn't let me fuck her from behind after that 😞

If I had a smaller one, I'd be countersunk. Oh Wait, that's a woman, right?

No, i am still satisfied with that was given to me and growned up by the years !! - and also i have never heard any grievances from the women, who are able to get in touch with it !!

He’ll no!

But there was one time when she said OH my Cervix

Spell check😃

If I had a smaller one, I'd be countersunk. Oh Wait, that's a woman, right?

@LordJim2 that would be a turtled penis.