Roleplay/script ideas for birthday weekend

My (F) birthday is this weekend and I'd love to have a medical session with my husband. I'm the submissive, and he loves being the doctor. We do in depth sessions only a few times a year. I'd love to focus on my urethra and anal. We have hegar sounds, some silicone sounds, speculums, and tons of anal toys including a colon tentacle. Enemas and bladder irrigation are off the table for this round. I love being strapped down and helpless. Im into pretend torture, but not into true pain. I boil and use alcohol wipes on anything for urethral.

We're both horrible at actually role-playing, but does anyone have ideas for it? Like a script or series of events?

At some point, you may wish to further your adventures with some knowledgeable, skilled folks. Gentle bladder exploration, in the right hands, can be exciting and fun. Yes, once the bladder is entered, the risk for a UTI occurs... but its not the end of the world. Using clean instruments, clean hands, abundant K-Y, and gentleness will lessen the risk... and i persoanlly find the benefit outweighs the risk... but be warned... it IS addictive...

Find an RN or LPN or someone with skill and knowledge to help both of you... guaranteed to make your clit erect.

I’ve had zero luck lately with my Health . And celebrated my birthday in the hospital . In this hospital I am a living legend and considered royalty. So here I am having a birthday they know doctors said would take several miracles to turn 55 and I was turning 58 , so to say it was a big deal is under statement. The entire hospital is is in on the the joke except my nurse and aide. Anytime they came in to change me or do Personal care they close the door , next thing you know somebodies knocking interrupting coming in and asking what day is it , and snapping there fingers after a minute they would be like never mind got it and walking out , so at 11 She’s changing me and gets interupted like 6 times and gets really angry and is like why are they being such assholes ? Any idea I’m like I have a suspicion and tell her I don’t want accuse anyone so ask around and see what you can find out, we can compare notes , so everybody tells her they have no idea until after midnight she goes to supervisor and supervisor says well it’s over now , she’s like what’s over ? She’s like it was his birthday he survived another one he wasn’t supposed to have , she’s like shit and runs down to my room to wish me a belated happy birthday I l was already asleep so she wished me a happy belated birthday and was like he is a heavy wetter so she checks me I went from fresh diaper to complete linen change in an hour and ten minutes.she’s like I can move this guy with my pinky and does an entire diaper and linen change. So the next day she comes on shift and brings me a cake when she brings it to my room the kitchen had sent up a 20 foot cake so after dinner they could cut it up and serve it. For dinner they made all my favorite foods so on that day anybody could order grilled shrimp steak with lobster Mac n cheese, creamed spinach , fried plantains and get a smoked turkey and brisket with cheddar & provolone sandwich as mid night snack friends came from all over the country my best friend who works in a hospital went to wrong hospital and asks for directions to my room ,cop puts his hand on his gun the receptionist doesn’t check the computer and says I am sorry he’s not in this hospital , can you give us directions to the hospital he’s in NO ! Who are you because usually his only visitors are cops firemen his step daughter ,service co ordinator or nurses from other hospitals . Once they answered the Spanish Inquisition she was asked is he expecting you ? She’s like I talked to him well he was having lunch and told him I’m two hours away heading for you so they adjusted his therapy schedule so he had his full day of PT/OT this morning and had the rest of his day with us , now can we just get directions please ? She’s like no I didn’t say you can’t get there from here , follow me I’ll take you right to him the back way . But you said he was in a different hospital ? She like we transfer patients back and forth all the time so we have underground tunnels and I have a key card to access them , she like sorry to give a hard time but you have no idea how much we love & respect him, my friend is like he has that effect on a lot of people ,by the time they got there they had to wait because i was in the middle of of getting my daily high hot Hell of a lot . Here’s a pro tip don’t develop hypokalemia IV potassium feels like the jolly green giant is pissing fire and it’s seriously constipating thus the daily enemas , January I had angina so bad that I was ER , the doctor says good news your labs are damn near text book perfect , I said that’s not good news every time I have lab work something metabolic is screwed up so anytime it’s perfect something big is coming I have been in and out of ICU or nursing home and trying to get back to baseline . I will say the second day at the nursing home they screwed up and triggered me , so a guy I have known for years on the internet and says “I’m really sorry that happened , but in other ways I am gratefull, we have known for years you leverage your own pain and trauma to make jokes to entertain your nurses we can see the physical scars and know your dark humor those scars are the story of you .