Last weekend i was on a trip and constipated quite hard. So i prepared 3 liter hot and soapy enema, inserted a double ballon nozzle, lay down and started the flow. And when about 1.2 liters was inside of me...
The courier called to my phone and cute girl's voice said "i'am on the floor, take your package".
D..n...
Logistics company informed me that courier should be on my address at least several hours later. It was very important package, that i needed for my work asap. In a place where i live, not taking a package when a courier arrived can result in anything from dropping package just behind the door, waiting for another courier for another several days or even waiting for another package as current can be returned to sender.
So i needed to take it somehow. I've disconnected nozzle from the system, happily it connected trough one-way valve, so there is no leakage and put on some bathrobe.
I've opened the door and cute student-aged girl gave me my package. I thanked her i quickly turned around and hide behind the door.
And when i come into corridor i saw my reflection in a mirror and understand that tail of the nozzle is hanging quite noticeably lower than bottom of bathrobe and 100% visible.
I'am pretty sure that she saw my accidentally hanging tail.
It is quite funny, yet... Such a shame...
Do you have something like this story in your life?