1st masturbation "toys"

When I was 5 or so, before I knew what masturbation was, I used to press my crotch up against the edges of furniture. The footboard or my bed and the armrests of couches got a lot of attention from me....

Once I learned how to masturbate properly, I was really horny one day and wanted to try actually fucking something, so I filled a baggy with Vaseline and stuck it between the cushions of my dad's armchair and went to town.

Today I have three prostate massagers, a stroker, a fleshlight, and a cock ring.

Good masturbation is worth the investment!

The first "toy" I remember using regularly was the handle of a plastic hair brush. I had realized I enjoyed anal play, but was slow to actually embrace this. So it wasn't until my late teens I'd slip downstairs at night nude, retrieve the hairbrush, and fill my backside while masturbating. Looking back, I could have picked a better location for action and thankfully my mother never came downstairs while I was in action. Though it came close when she came down just after I cleaned up and was getting a drink in the kitchen n