Recipe you would never use again???

Do some of you want to contribute any recipes you have tried, on yourselves or others, that you would never use again or were told by your receiver they would never let you use on them again? I've tried a number of them without any painful or long-lasting ill effects. However, I would like some ideas from some of you as to recipes to avoid. Thanks for any input anyone cares to give.

You’ll likely feel a tingle at the sight of your favorite enema bag hanging by your bed, filled to the brim and overflowing with soapsuds. You’re down with a miserable flu bug and a fever. The cough medicine that you are taking for the past three days is blocking up your system. What you need, or what you think you need, is a warm water enema with plenty of soap to clean you out.

Oops! Bad idea. Those soapsuds look enticing enough, but too much of a good thing introduced through an enema tube in your bottom can make you feel even more miserable with major cramps. Go easy. A good cleansing enema with the water just a little milky should only be a little uncomfortable – and should work fine.

Ask Catherine, a lovely nurse in her 80s who is one of my neighbors. Back in “the day,” she gave hundreds of “soapsuds” enemas to prepare patients for surgery, but in reality, they never were really that soapy at all.

(M&M) milk and molasses enemas are a solution that I will never use again. Once was enough out of curiosity.

Vicky's post concerning excessive soap based solution is well taken and sensible. Why make enemas a miserable activity?

Eyeballing the amount of liquid castile soap is my "never again." Obviously I added too much and it made me both struggle to retain a small enema and completely nauseated as well, to the point of vomiting. Thank goodness the wastebasket was plastic and not wicker, because I was using the toilet for other things...

Without question… milk and molasses. I had to get one of these in the emergency department like 40 years ago, after epic constipation from painkiller use following an injury. Absolutely brutal. Effective, sure. But what hell to get there.

Too much soap in the enema has been the only "complaint" that my sub has had. I don't try odd, painful, or harmful enema solutions on him. I want to keep him around, well most days, for our future.

Too much soap in the enema has been the only "complaint" that my sub has had. I don't try odd, painful, or harmful enema solutions on him. I want to keep him around, well most days, for our future.

Dear Miss Stress !! - yes, you are absolutely right with this comment !! - play safe with your husband, so he can be healthy for upcoming times - not every enema had to be a " punishment - enema " !! - all the best wishes for the future and a peaceful christmas time !!