Off duty enema nozzles

So the enema is done, and most of the expelling is complete, its time to jump in the shower ...right? Might as well take the enema hardware along and give it a good cleaning. But there is that nuisance return to the toilet to contend with. Hate to get out and run to the toilet. Standing there with the water running all over feels really good, and the ol butthole is still greased up. There has to be someplace to store the nozzle till it gets its turn to wash up. I think I know a place where it can be stored. Feels great to slip it back in. Without the hose, any emergency water just falls to the floor and off down the drain! Now Mr Nozzle has a purpose again. I have to consider that there may be water at multiple points inside, so....moving the nozzle in and out finds the pockets of water and lets them flow out. NICE! Sometimes small chunks might block the holes and the nozzle might need to be removed, sprayed out and reinserted. BONUS! In the end I give Mr Nozzle a final cleanup and almost without exception there are no unexpected return trips. I figure if we were not supposed to do enemas, we would not have such a convenient place to store the nozzle.

Anyone else enjoy similar?

@WaterLog, I commend you for coming up with a brilliant solution for what to do with off-duty enema nozzles! You deserve a🏆.

I had to learn about "fluid dynamics" the hard way as a youngster. A calamity while taking an enema as I stayed home alone from school, resulted in unanticipated backflow with a deep seated nozzle.

The earthquake that caused the enema bag to fall from the towel bar was an earthshaking moment, but the backflow put me in crisis mode until I figured things out.

I also loved using one of mom's douche nozzles as a makeshift anal stimulator (dildo?) when I bathed in the tub. The two way flow was also a challenge when the purpose was bathing for cleanliness.

The shower idea eventually made much more sense...I just couldn't avoid the temptation as mom's Sojourn Syringe stared me in the face as it hung from the shower arm. At least the floor was protected from earthshaking outcums.

(First of all, I like term 'off-duty nozzle'.)

However, on topic... I've done that, but prefer using the toilet if the urge occurs. A nozzle in the butt doesn't allow any control over out-flow.

Back when I was pre-teen/early teen sneaking enemas at home, the sound of a running shower provided excellent cover for finishing and clean up of the enema equipment if my parents came home earlier than expected.