The disappointing slut paddle

I was at a sex shop yesterday and ultimately didn’t find anything I needed. But I didn’t want to leave empty-handed after looking for so long, so I bought a little faux leather paddle for $17. It’s roughly in the form of other spanking paddles I’ve seen, two (faux) leather strips a little more than two inches wide such that it makes a dramatic noise when it hits you, on a handle of plastic covered in faux leather. One of the two tails has cutouts of the word “SLUT” backwards on it, as if it would raise welts in the exact shape of the word—I knew it wouldn’t but it’s a fun detail.

I got it home and tried it on myself, and frankly I’ve never been more disappointed with something from a sex shop. Even swinging it as hard as I can into the palm of my other hand, much more sensitive than the ass, it stings less than my bare hand would, and I have difficulty even getting it to sting on my backside. It’s just so light that you don’t get much momentum with it. Haven’t tried it on anyone else and frankly if I have someone over to spank I won’t waste my time or theirs with it.

I know some people are extreme lightweights who want to play out the fantasy of spanking without any substantial pain, but even then I feel like a bare hand is free and this useless thing is $17.

Next time I get paid I want to go back though, they have a small dense rubber paddle with semi-hard spikes on one side that looks very harsh and I would really like the next woman who spanks me to absolutely brutalize my ass with it. It even has spikes on the edges to where one could get quite extreme with it.

Anyone have a similar experience with one of these little “word paddles”? Anyone find a way to use this effectively?

I think I’ve posted in another thread on these before. I also bought one in a sex shop years ago. It seemed to produce at least a little sting when I tested it on my hand at the time but like you, I got home and was massively disappointed. Only thing it’s good for is decoration.

I don’t really understand how it is they’ve become so popular. Every sex shop, every website… even Spencer’s in the mall and smoke shops around here carry it. They are absolutely useless. It’s a real shame too because I would love to have something like that actually left the word slut on my butt.

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I think one of the first paddles my wife and I purchased was a black faux-leather-covered paddle. We found that no matter how hard you swing it, it produces a gentle "thud" on the rump. Hardly worth writing home about. The faux leather must be some padding to soften the blow and the wood on the inside is definitely a lightweight like pine, not a hardwood like oak.

The paddle is probably made with that purpose in mind. That is, people who just want a little playful whack on the bottom with what they feel is a "real" paddle, just for fun, will be delighted with the paddle. They can even be spanked "hard" and it won't even hurt. They will probably break the paddle before it will hurt.

However, people wanting a paddle that packs a punch and some pain will find that this is not the paddle to do it. It's really just a paddle for a little playful fun, not for hardcore spankos and spankees.

The paddles with words will be the same if they are covered in faux leather. I have seen some solid wood paddles that are engraved with words or with a word cut out of the wood and they will produce some pain.

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The paddles with words will be the same if they are covered in faux leather. I have seen some solid wood paddles that engraved with words and they will produce some pain.

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The same shop had a wooden paddle with slots in it, not really long or heavy enough for my taste… for $40. I have no doubt it was very usable but that’s way too much for like ash or some Chinese light hardwood, crudely cut by a machine and covered in the thinnest possible layer of some kind of varnish or tinted polyurethane.

I can buy a wooden spatula or slotted spoon or any number of similar things from the dollar tree for $1.25.

I’m still obsessing over that rubber paddle with the bumps and ridges. It’ll have to wait till next payday. Eventually I want a lexan too.

For me, spanking is about pain and submission. I want to be in sensory overload and feel the spanker’s anger (only pretend) tangibly, and then I want to feel the warmth in my ass as the spanker and I reconcile and she tells me she only does it because she cares and in the scenario I actually believe that. An implement which can produce actual stinging, smarting and bruising without doing permanent damage is necessary and I’ll put a lot of thought into picking it.

For other people I guess I can imagine it’s light and playful like a kind of tickling, and I guess that’s what this paddle is for.

@VermouthEnemaKatie

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Check out their products. Markus is rather premium though.

…It’s a real shame too because I would love to have something like that actually left the word slut on my butt.

I’m not involved with spanking, but curious to know if something like a stencil would work on a bare ass. Could you tape the word SLUT with athletic tape or bandaids, spank the bottom until red, then peel the tape off leaving a non-red word showing? I’m not sure how much impact protection is actually needed to prevent the skin from reddening. It might need to be more like a foam tape or strips cut from a roll of stick on Velcro fuzz. Anyone want to experiment?

I’m not involved with spanking, but curious to know if something like a stencil would work on a bare ass. Could you tape the word SLUT with athletic tape or bandaids, spank the bottom until red, then peel the tape off leaving a non-red word showing? I’m not sure how much impact protection is actually needed to prevent the skin from reddening. It might need to be more like a foam tape or strips cut from a roll of stick on Velcro fuzz. Anyone want to experiment?

It wouldn’t do much. Redness without bruising is tissue inflammation related to the mild physical trauma of being struck. It expands outward from the area of impact in all directions, making it much too fuzzy to “stencil” with some kind of masking like that.

I've never complained that a spanking implement didn't hurt enough (LOL) but I know where you are coming from. I am not an authority on paddles but I would think that if would want letters to appear on you or on someone else, wouldn't it be better to have the letters engraved on the spanking implement?

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@VermouthEnemaKatie

I can buy a wooden spatula or slotted spoon or any number of similar things from the dollar tree for $1.25.

Walmart offers several excellent spanking implements for under $10, but they are not advertised or promoted as spanking implements. 😄

I found two wooden bath brushes or back scrubbers, one is round and the other is oval. I love the round one. Actually, I love both of them.

In the kitchen section, I found an exceptional wooden strainer spoon. It's almost 4 inches in diameter and the two sides feel different and both sides are excellent (that is, concave and convex sides).

Enjoy!

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@PutMeInTheCorner

@Hookajoe

@VermouthEnemaKatie

@ddell2

They are absolutely useless. It’s a real shame too because I would love to have something like that actually left the word slut on my butt.

I think it's fairly difficult to get any letters to leave their mark and word on a butt cheek. My wife has paddled my derriere so much that the cheeks are a quite calloused, so much so that in order to inject my weekly testosterone in my butt cheek, it takes a concerted effort to shove the needle through the tough skin. My butt skin would not accept the written word.

If you have soft, delicate skin on your butt cheeks due to lack of smacking, then ONE HARD STROKE with a “SLUT” paddle might possibly emblazon the word on your derriere, but it would fade quickly and any additional strokes would only serve to blur the word.

Good luck. Keep us informed.

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@Hookajoe

I’m not involved with spanking, but curious to know if something like a stencil would work on a bare ass. Could you tape the word SLUT with athletic tape or bandaids, spank the bottom until red, then peel the tape off leaving a non-red word showing? I’m not sure how much impact protection is actually needed to prevent the skin from reddening. It might need to be more like a foam tape or strips cut from a roll of stick on Velcro fuzz. Anyone want to experiment?

I don't think it would leave a mark that would last very long at all, if at all.

In videos and photos that I've seen it's always been a situation of a wooden or leather implement that has letters cut/carved out of it or a shape that they were fashioned into (like a heart or something.) I think the wooden paddles are probably more effective. We have a smaller cherry wood paddle that has a slightly debossed text that says "Daddy's Good Girl" (Mommy wasn't an option, and it was a nice enough paddle to buy anyway) and that sometimes will leave outlines of the letters if we use that side hard enough with enough swats.

@ddell2

Wouldn't it be better to have the letters engraved on the spanking implement?

Yeah, but the quality and depth plus material make it hard to tune to what you want the outcome to be. I see more and more implements on etsy all the time that are attempting to do something like this but many of them don't produce the desired effect.

@Vasbyt

Walmart offers several excellent spanking implements for under $10, but they are not advertised or promoted as spanking implements. 😄

I found two wooden bath brushes or back scrubbers, one is round and the other is oval. I love the round one. Actually, I love both of them.

We have several implements from walmart and similar stores. My hairbrush and bathbrush can be quite nasty (in a good way!)

I’m not involved with spanking, but curious to know if something like a stencil would work on a bare ass. Could you tape the word SLUT with athletic tape or bandaids, spank the bottom until red, then peel the tape off leaving a non-red word showing? I’m not sure how much impact protection is actually needed to prevent the skin from reddening. It might need to be more like a foam tape or strips cut from a roll of stick on Velcro fuzz. Anyone want to experiment?

@Hookajoe I’m not into spanking either, but have a sick mind. 😄😄😄

Show them a branding iron with the word slut on it (you can order them from woodcraft stores), then turn up a butane blow torch and let it rip for about 30 seconds. Go behind them, don’t heat up the branding iron, rather Dip the branding iron in ice cold paint or even just ice water, and apply! It’ll show, feel like a burn, and do no damage!

@Rigel That whole post was a big nope until I got til the end and honestly... Yeah. If I could trust the person enough and it for sure wouldn't leave a permanent scar... that sounds pretty hot.

Boutique paddles on Etsy ftw!

The real difficulty with printing a word is that any hit beyond the first will make it harder to read unless you manage to get it in EXACTLY the same spot, which probably just isn't going to happen.

That whole post was a big nope until I got til the end and honestly... Yeah. If I could trust the person enough and it for sure wouldn't leave a permanent scar... that sounds pretty hot.

I have seen videos of people getting "freezing branding", not sure how non-permanent they maybe (using ice water could do a lot less "damage"). I'd be sure to try it first a few times to be sure.

Wikis say on actual freeze brands...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeze_brand

I keep reading this title as ‘the disappearing slut puddle’

I keep reading this title as ‘the disappearing slut puddle’

@Nurse_Phillips LOL. 😂😂 Mmmmm Tell me more about this slut puddle.

Is that their state of mind when you edge them for an hour and they are begging you, willing to do anything if you will just take them over the edge? Or is it what is left behind after they leave?

Maybe this idea deserves its own dedicated thread.

@Hookajoe i honestly don’t know, but I clicked on the thread cause I sure as hell wanted to find out! 🤣🤣🤣

@Rigel That whole post was a big nope until I got til the end and honestly... Yeah. If I could trust the person enough and it for sure wouldn't leave a permanent scar... that sounds pretty hot.

@PutMeInTheCorner Ice cold water or ice cubes won’t burn healthty skin. Dry ice, probably! The cold vs hot thing is a mind fuck!

Play safe!

If I can spare 30 bucks this payday I am going to get the spiky rubber paddle and report on it. Have no spankees in my life right now so I'll give myself about sixty licks with it if I can bear it.

But uh... y'all do know that no matter how hard you hit someone's ass with a paddle that says words on it, you're not going to get a legible impression, right?

Have you ever tried to use a rubber stamp on a round surface? That's problem one.

And inflammation spreads out from the point of impact, so it would be blurred immediately, not just after multiple strokes.

The rubber paddle with bumps is an insanely mean thing. I couldn't really spare 30 dollars for it but I did anyways.

It's the "Fetish Fantasy Series Rubber Paddle" from Pipedream. It's all a firm, supple rubber, about ten inches long. On one side, it has groups of three small, high bumps or spikes. On the other side it has large, lower oval bumps. This pattern is repeated on the two edges of the paddle; one has the groups of three tall bumps, the other has larger oval bumps.

The side with oval bumps is already brutal. It has the combination of weight and semi-flexibility that lets it really sting, smart and mildly thump like a belt. One could comprehensively ruin a bottom just with this side.

The side with the small spikes is absolutely nightmarish. It doesn't really slap, it thumps HARD and that force is concentrated by the spikes into small areas. The other side can turn you red, but the side with the spikes wants to make deep bruises, and could readily be used to do actual damage to someone's tissue. The thought of using the EDGE with the spikes is almost unthinkable.

The count I chose was twenty-five with the spikes and then ten with the other side, repeated twice on each cheek, for a fairly severe punishment of 240 strokes. And this was without a doubt one of the most severe punishments I've ever received and the most severe I've ever self-administered. The spikes roughed up the flesh the flesh like a meat tenderizer, and then the flatter side smarted severely on the fresh bruises. It was agonizing. Now it's two hours later and I'm still feeling this punishment, now less as warmth and more as knots of bruised flesh aching under my weight. As I began to write this I gave the outside of my left thigh a single concerted swat with the less harsh side, and it's still smarting so badly that it's hypersensitive to the cold air in the room.

And I love it. This is the first spanking implement I've owned that quite captures the feeling that the wooden spoons and spatulas gave me when I was a child (a child who was paddled like four times, for the record), the nauseous revulsion and secret fascination. I look at it and my heart drops, a thing only a sick mind could have designed, something I both revile and long for. It would look properly menacing hanging up in the kitchen as a warning, enough to make you clench your ass and shudder that a person could be cruel enough to use it on you when you see it... but mixed with the thrill of wanting it to happen.

What a difference thirteen dollars makes, huh?

I read this as “the disappointing slut paddle” not the disappointing “slut” paddle and I’ve decided that whenever any of my subs need a paddling I’m going to ask them to get the disappointing slut paddle for me to paddle them, the disappointing slut, with.