What if vaccines where administrated via huge enema?

Imagine world where vaccines or some other required medications are administrated via huge enema...

For the beginning it is the couple of cleanout enemas. First is soapy. Second is salty.

After the full cleanout, there is the main thing... The 4 liter bag full of opaque-green thick fluid, that you must take and hold for an hour for it to take effect.

1) all of us die-hard klismaphiles would immediately get enema-vaxxed, except for perhaps a few with pre-existing vaccination fears.

2) the general population vaccination rate at least in the US and probably elsewhere would plummet.

@R_J_LLex, your klismaphilia continues to evolve and flower all the time. Interesting post, thanks.

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After the full cleanout, there is the main thing... The 4 liter bag full of opaque-green thick fluid, that you must take and hold for an hour for it to take effect.

Hold 4 liters for an hour to take effect? Guess I’ll die of the measles or flu! 😀

For me, not a problem, as my usual hold time of a gallon is right around an hour. Much better than a needle!

I like the fantasy of it...could be a good doctor play...but that is all it is...fantasy....

For me, not a problem, as my usual hold time of a gallon is right around an hour. Much better than a needle!

For this interesting change in vax policy I’m with @waterbottom - my usual now is 3.5-4.5 quarts held 30-90 minutes with my latex DBC. Only caveat is I’m not sure what’s in the green enema/vaccine bag so I’m not sure how long I could hold it if I found it too cramp-laden or irritating.

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I could never take that much fluid, so count me out. I like the concept though. Two quarts and a 5 minute hold, along with a little manual stimulation, works for me.

The 4 liter bag full of opaque-green thick fluid, that you must take and hold for an hour for it to take effect.

I could never do that!

Then there would be more anti-vax people in the world. Of which they are taking a big hit already with injected vaccines. People would not do it.

Actually have done something similar. At an enema party, a solution of salt, soda and food coloring was administered to several attendees, without them knowing what the solution was. They were all used to takong and retaining large (3.5 to 4 qt.) enemas, but the reactions varied from almost immediate cramping to "this is the most comfotable enema I've ever had". I believe that the suggestion that there was some new additive created a psychological reaction, as the solution was, except for the color, identical to what they used on a regular basis.