How do you prefer taking your own personal rectal temperature

Is it ok for me to lay across my husbands lap while he takes my temperature in my bottom?!

For me it’s comforting and the way I remember it being done as a child!

What are yalls thoughts on the subject and what positions do you prefer when having your temperature taken in your bottom?

Much of what we are, think, and feel is the sum of stuff that happened when we were little, so honestly, there couldn't possibly be anything wrong with you wanting to lay across your husband's lap while he takes your temperature. Heck, let him make you his little girl or make you regress if it could heighten your experience. You're all consenting adults!

As for me, I'm a taker and not a... takee? So I can't really think of a position I want to be when having my temperature taken. However, I want my "little girl" to be face down across my lap or on her back while I hold her legs high in the air.

Well sometimes; especially when I’m sick I like to suck on a pacifier while my husband takes my temperature in my bottom! It’s soothing while the thermometer reads!

While standing in the bathroom for about five minutes, usual in the morning while I’m shaving and brushing my teeth.🌡️🧴🧻

@Luvbottomtemps, While you’re lying across his lap with the thermometer embedded in your rear, a gentle bun rub is very soothing as well. It would complement your pacifier nicely and help take your mind off the fact that you are not feeling well.

@Kenw yes I have also taken my temperature in my bottom while standing in the bathroom while putting on my makeup

There are times when I take it myself and I am pretty much you might say, “ conditioned” to being on my stomach as I Insert the thermometer into my rectum. That’s the only way I was positioned by my Mother and nurses when hospitalized as I grew up .

Now as an adult still getting as I prefer the rectal route, I still do though not exclusively.

My friend who periodically does an enema session on me; first takes my B.P. and rectal temperature. She has taken it a few different positions but her ‘druthers if you will is “ I’d druther you are on your tummy!”

Laying on my back is definitely the best way to take my temp, but I also like my boyfriend doing it to me this way

I have never taken my own temperature rectally.

When I take my own, I do left side knee chest.

Laying flat on my stomach, with pictures of barebottomed women in front of me , while enjoying my fantasy .

I always take temp rectal , laying on my back with legs spread

Laying on my tummy on the bed

Facedown. Vaseline.

I prefer to take it with a rectal thermometer. This thread seems inane!

Then don't reply. As for me, if it's for fun on my tummy with Vaseline, or if it's for real, then on my side with KY.