Colema boards

Back in the old days when my interest in enemas was starting to develop, I ran across the enema apparatus called the "Colema Board". I kinda forgot about them, but recently saw a video of one being used. The concept looks interesting and the thought of a 45 minute enema session is intriguing.

Has anyone here used one? I would love to hear of anyone's experiences. Here is a website showing what I'm talking about:

https://fullregeneration.com/product/colema-board/

To me, it sounds like a lot of money, extra work and cleanup to do nothing but eliminate lying down.

Pictures of one end over the toilet with the other end perched on a chair never gave me any confidence that the whole apparatus, with rider, would not end up on the floor. It also seemed messy.

I asked my beloved colon hydrotherapist what she thought about colema boards. Her response was...that will do nothing you can't do with your enema bag on the bathroom floor but if you must, then purchase one of those Cherubum enema chairs or come to me for a series of colonics. https://www.lifestream.systems/pages/cherubum-enema-douche-kit

Pictures of one end over the toilet with the other end perched on a chair never gave me any confidence that the whole apparatus, with rider, would not end up on the floor. It also seemed messy.

I asked my beloved colon hydrotherapist what she thought about colema boards. Her response was...that will do nothing you can't do with your enema bag on the bathroom floor but if you must, then purchase one of those Cherubum enema chairs or come to me for a series of colonics. https://www.lifestream.systems/pages/cherubum-enema-douche-kit

I went to the Cherubum website and watched the instructional video. You have to call to get pricing, and I expect it isn’t cheap, takes up a lot of room, and if you want to use the 5 gallons you need a sturdy cabinet or shelve above the toilet.

Inspired me to call my colon hydrotherapist and make an appointment!

An archived discussion about Colema Boards.

https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=16376

Thank you @MissStress for that link and further confirmation that colema boards are messy and definitely not worth the money. The Cherubum-enema-douche-kit would appear to be the "home alone" version of The Angel of Water and made by the same company.

Here in the UK, the majority of colonic hydrotherapists offer closed system, either Woods Gravity or machine, but a few offer open system colonics. My routine colonics are on the closed system, but a bit further from me is a charming lady who has an Angel and once a year I go for a ride. Despite what has been said on Zity I really like it. Roll on August!! Excited

If my recollection adequately serves me anymore, the Colema Boards were actually invented by an individual who resided near me in Utah. The business called "Ultimate Trends" was locally based early on, and then manufactured in California for more widespread distribution. It was interesting that an extraordinary number of these were sold at flea markets, garage, and estate sales. I never succumbed inasmuch as I have this fetish for vintage enema and douche equipment. Not that I hadn't considered it, and had to explain to a few who wondered what they were used for, but I always preferred to have an adept assistant give me an enema or colonic. Being solo is not near as much fun or enjoyable. Shits and giggles is best with at least 2... or more?

The people that originally sold the ultimate trends boards ar one time sold them from their home on Sandy Utah. The still have a business in Riverton Utah. I bought one of these boards over 20 years ago. Actually a total disappointment. Near 300 bucks way back when. I see quite a few on Facebook market place for pretty low prices. Kind of guessing I'm not the only one with buyers remorse. If your looking at it from the stand point of a good cleanout a series of old fashion bag enemas every bit as good. Mine stands in corner of closet collecting dust.

£400.00, so $US 550. here in the UK!https://www.colonicirrigationboard.co.uk/

A friend gave me one when he was moving. I started to try it once but found it too cumbersome and wasn't long enough for me to fit on comfortably. It collects dust in the basement. So glad I didn't waste money buying one.

Dan

I have one. I wish the board was a little longer, but it serves its purpose.

Many years ago when the Colema board came out, I found the description of the process interesting but I was not going to spend the money to try one, so I tried to make one. My bathroom was not big enough for it anyway but I had a utility shed in the back of the yard where I planned to use it.

I had a 6 foot long bench as a base, made a deflector from a plastic jug for the end, which directed everything into a 5 gallon bucket underneath. Another bucket hanging on the wall about 3 feet above the bench level provided the water. I carried a bucket of warm water from the house and dumped it in the enema supply bucket. Laying on the bench, I inserted the hose several inches into me and taped it to my leg so it would stay in while expelling. After several fills and releasing cycles I felt pretty cleaned out.

But the hassle of setting it up and cleaning everything up later was just not worth it. After a few times I dismantled it and just used my trusty red bag, filling and dumping in the toilet as often as needed. Same result, less work. Glad I didn’t spend the money on the board.

Being fairly, but not totally, closeted Enema enthusiast, i ogled all references, to Colema boards and the likes. But did not want to be holding and hiding such a monstrosity, together with its price, i was successful in not buying. So, when having to stay in Motel rooms on various jobs, i started developing a rigged system, usable with minimal baggage.

Brought in hose, nozzle and two plastic tubing click clamps. Brought along an empty gallon milk jug and gallon jug of filtered water and roll of Duck Tape.

Lifted toilet lids and took the empty jug to fabricated nice splash guard taped down onto bowl. Fixed plastic clamps onto either end of hose to open out toward each end. With douche nozzle on one end, the other open clamp went onto the neck of the full gallon jug and kept the open end of the infusion hose at the bottom. Hung the pipe into the full jug and let the hose sag and drape down to the floor. Lifting the clamp off the neck of the full jug with left hand, The right, pinched the tubing behind the open clamp and spreading my hands apart Drew water into the tubing and clamped off the suction end immediately. Then taking nozzle from jug opening, lowered it considerably down over the open toilet pot, while opening the suction clamp at the same time. The weight of water drawn down over the potty bowl drew more water into the hose and i re-fixed the open clamp onto the neck of the full jug again. A strong siphon began and pushed out any remaining air from the tubing. Took the chair from the desk and set it up next to the pot. Used a folded towel to transition over chair and porcelain bowel edge. Took in a pint of the filtered water and spilled it out toward the home spun splash catcher. All went amazingly well, so i laid back onto my crazy enema nest and played the rest of the gallon jug, letting it splash at will.

It’s been years ago, but I had a lady friend who had purchased a Colema Board, and she let me try it. We had been trading enemas and (nonsensual) massage for months so we were both comfortable with nudity and giving and receiving enemas with each other. She was perhaps 20 years my senior and was a great believer in all sorts of colon cleanses. I was brought up at the very end of “the golden age” -she in the peak of enemas for home health. I thought the Colema Board was OK, but as others have opined it was a bit of a hassle to set everything up and even being careful it could be messy. We favored unhurried sessions using an open top 4 quart bag, warm mixtures with a touch of Bonners Peppermint soap-and an equally unhurried massage session after wards. She also believed men needed a deep prostate massage as part of any health treatment, and I certainly didn’t argue that point. Enemates of that sort are difficult to find these days!