What embarrassing things have happened to you during a gynaecological exam?

I've been complimented on a tattoo while a gynaecologist was sat directly infront of my vagina... i was panicking until i realised she meant the one on my ankle.

During a transvaginal ultrasound, I was also gently told off for my semi-full bladder which is a very invasive and cringey thing to have happen

I was told I had a “textbook gorgeous cervix” I sat myself up a bit and replied, “thank you! I don’t think she gets the credit she deserves” my doctor didn’t understand my humor but the nurse cracked up

2 different visits with 2 different patients I was witness to having a student/resident be present for her exam and do most of the work. Another time she was nervous and put the gown on backwards (should have opened in front but had opening in back) this made the breast exam more exposing than normal…they went ahead with it on backwards instead of removal and proper placement

I recently had to have a work up including a vaginal sonogram. I got the “Oh it’s a perfectly normal reaction” comment I was so wet.

I was joining with my partner for her exam and before the nurse left she instructed her to undress and put on the gown. She remained in the gown for easily 15 minutes waiting patiently for someone to come knocking. While waiting she had to pee so she hopped off the table barefoot, clutched her gown in front and went to the restroom. By the time she came back the doc and nurse/chaperone were waiting on her

Got told that my vagina was “accommodating and moist” for someone who has been on testosterone so long.

My wife has had surgery a couple of times in her bladder which means that there are several pre and post op visits. My wife is very meticulous about cleanliness and grooming the hair in that area. When the urologist pushed the sheet back on one of these visits she remarked "Always so pristine". I guess they see bits in all kinds of conditions. I wonder if saying something positive is okay because would you want to hear "Well that's certainly a mess".

Nothing yet thankfully.

I've not had any, thank God; however, I've maybe experienced a pass of air, really during sex rather than an exam. I'd rather it be with someone intimate than the doctor. That way, I can determine how to coordinate and maneuver my next move, if you will. I've been in situations, at least during play, whereas I have air in my vagina due to playing, which produces the passing of gas sounds...but it's just air. Queefing, if you may ask...

Nothing, but I was examined by 2 male proctologists in hospital, one spreads cheeks, other came with finger 😃