The cure for cold hands.

My wife's always complaining about cold hands. She did it again yesterday. I walked up to her, dropped my pants and said "Here, warm your hands on this." She grabbed my cock and balls and massaged them to get her hands warm. My cock grew from a limp dick to a full erection thus giving more surface area for one of her hands. Part way through she switched hands from the balls to my 6" length 5" around cock to give a better heating surface. She did this for about 15 minutes until she said her hands were warm. Pity I don't have a two-handed cock.

In future when she complains I'll ask her if she wants to use my handwarmers. I'm only too happy to help. On request I'll do it for anyone. As I'm a helpful guy I'm willing to sacrifice some of my body heat for a good cause.

Sounds like a win-win. ;-)