I have this idea about being regressed and your mommy taking you to the play doctor because she's been trying to diaper train you, but she's worried that you're "constipated"-- by which she means that you aren't having liquid stools that are impossible to control, and are instead still having formed movements that you can and do try to hold in out of embarrassment or just because you're used to it, for example when sleeping.
At first she had just called the doctor-- right in the middle of a diaper change, still holding your ankles up and together. Maybe for her baby shower, she got some cuffs to do that so she can keep you in the diaper position as long as needed, maybe it's with her hand. She had finished wiping you but hadn't lifted you up to put the clean diaper underneath yet. That way, when she was told to start by giving you a fleet enema to address this current constipation, she just moved the phone to her other hand and slid it into you, still talking.
The first thing the doctor recommended was reestablishing the schedule that your body had to unlearn during potty training. When you eat, your body should push out of the other end. They recommend that before mommy feeds your mouth, she feed your bottom a full bottle of warm water with some milk and molasses. In fact, there's bottom formula that Docky can prescribe. For a while, your mommy tries this, even though you cry while she prepares and feeds you your "botty bottle". Since you inevitably lose control while nursing from her breast or drinking pumped milk or formula from your bottle, she tells the doctor it's working. But she's still worried that your poopies in the morning and in between meals are "hard"-- they aren't, but they're not liquid, and sometimes you can still push them out. Docky says to bring you in for a visit.
At the visit, he reassures her-- while you're being stripped and put into stirrups, wiped over and over, a sensitive part of you fully exposed, wiped with a stingy alcohol pad and blood-tested like a fingerprick-- and the nurse is preparing to give you enemas until clear-- that this is a normal part of diaper training. However, it could be a sign of a much more serious condition called RSFD: Resistant Stool Forming Disorder, where stubborn adult babies continue having solid poopies so that they can have control inside their diaper. It can be treated with medication, but some patients require surgery to permanently relax the anus or implant an enema valve in the middle colon... or both.
While you cry and whine, Nurse cleans out your bottom with enemas until clear and something she calls a "botty brush"-- it looks a bit like a bottle brush, but it's very soft and while it irritates you a little inside, it isn't horribly painful. The soap suds on it are more painful than the brush itself, especially with the way she moves it in and out of you over and over, then rinses with a last enema. She reassures your mommy that even though you're screaming, it's just because the sensation is strange and you're scared; yes, of course they can send a brush home with her to use on you during diaper changes. Once you're completely clean, she puts an anal speculum in you, with lots of lube, clicking it open slowly and gently shushing you when you cry out in pain at the stretch.
Docky then examines you. You can feel the warm light shining into you. He uses his fingers too, and then uses several long, long instruments inside of you, and even takes some tissue samples with things that are normally used for pap smears, instructing your mommy to bottle feed you for comfort during that part because it "can be a little uncomfortable for our little extra scared patients who haven't had it done before". You're whimpering and whining continuously now.
This is a common visit for sufferers of RSFD, which affects littles and adult babies all over the world. What kind of treatments would you like to see for this dangerous disease? It is a health crisis which deprives mommies and daddies everywhere of countless blowouts per year. I'm sure there are many home remedies that you all know of, or experiences you've had that may help us find a cure...