Keeping count

This is related to enemas only indirectly but I thought I would put it out there to the Zity crowd because you seem friendly and for the most part intelligent.

My oldest brother, who is no longer with us, once told me that when he couldn’t fall asleep he would make a list in his head of all the women he had had sex with and the sheer length of the list would send him to dreamland. Thus the title of this topic.

My brother was the kind of guy who would sit down next to a woman at a bar, introduce himself and say “wanna go home with me”. If the answer was negative he would turn to the woman on the other side of him and go through the same process. I saw this in person more than once. His philosophy obviously relied on quantity over quality, and it often seemed to work. Most of these women (including his several wives) did not appeal to me at all. In the parlance of my day, “I would not fuck her with your dick”.

Anyway, does kind of attitude exist in the E community? If it does I doubt that many of that type would be Zity members and even if they were members they would not reply to or even “like” this post.

Anyone out there experience this kind of attitude and/or behavior? Please share.

Keep it flowing,

Bill

@Red_bag_user I think that you better stick with one of the mundane lines like "Do you come here often?" or "What's your sign?" instead of beginning with "Have you ever had an enema?" or "Do you like enemas?" If I didn't want to talk to the man I used to answer "je ne parle pas anglais" I don't speak English. One day a man retorted. "Le français fantastique est ma langue maternelle" Fantastic French is my native language! He turned out to be very amusing.

@ddell2 This "je ne parle pas anglais" anecdote is excellent.

I did the same thing once to a couple of Mormon missionaries at my door except that I spoke German. It was hard not to giggle when they still tried to preach to me.

@ddell2 This "je ne parle pas anglais" anecdote is excellent.

@Red_bag_user One morning 8 o'clock sharp the doorbell rang when I opened the door and saw two men in dark suits and I was just about to tell them our stock answer to Mormon missionaries. "Thank you but we are Buddhists." When they flipped open their bandages and said. "I'm residence agent so and so and this is Special Agent so and so with are with the the FBI." I don't know how many here have had be pleasure of being called upon by the FBI but believe me that they get your attention. They asked for my husband and I invited them in. To make a long story short, they were looking for a college friend of my husband's that he hadn't seen for over 15 years. I've wondered if I had told them that we would Buddhists would that have been a crime. Technically lying to Federal Agent is a crime a la Martha Stewart. I am more careful now when the doorbell rings to know what they want before I lie about being Buddhists.