My wife expressed desire to do this. She talked about it every other week. One Saturday, as I was sleeping late, she had hung a bulging pregnant red bag with hose and greased nozzle. She woke me up by missing the soft spot of my anus. Hitting a well greased target might be the aim that needs lots of practice for this one. Go for it regularly and be thoroughly familiar with it. Determine to Really learn its secrets.
I believe our urges to relieve the bowel or bladder become a part of who we are as human beings. That may be some of why those things are so sensitive. So play there a lot in preparation for giving this surprise. See what it takes to be sneaky.
About a month before I quit work to officially retire. Management sent me to 4 hours away from home to rebuild a service location. I took my wife with me. The work was long and tedious. But she insisted I keep each day to only 8 hours and the rest of the time be ours. I kept each day down to 9 hours, hoping to complete the work that week, and have week ends to ourselves. Her idea was then to wear me out enough after work till all I had was 8 hours of service in me. You know she had so little to do each day, that idea of hers became a desperation. The last day, as we were going into the second week out there, she pulled her surprise at 3 in the morning. We already had a rubber / absorbent sheet in the bed. She readied her water works and I woke up with a raging hard on and her sweet fucking finger pulsing in my butt. "What, What?"
"Lay still, I have a fat dripping nozzle I want you to try out for me. Please just bear down back there to see if I can fit it neatly inside you."
Oh, i've got to pee! "NO, just bear down and let me fuck you with this. I want to over load your belly with love juice. and, Let's just hope you are not late for, WORK!" But, But!! ""NO, you are getting fucked NOW!" BE sweet aand ready yourself, for momma." I reached back and parted my crack to her determined aim. Without missing a beat, that happy finger of hers was circling my anus and slipped in with a double, triple, quadruple twisting. "AND, how it that urge to pee? Does Baby need to pee?" Still giving it to me, all I could do was grunt. "Now here come a little moisture!" She replace her working finger with that fat nozzle before I, I could form another word in my brain, causing me to suck in a spontaneous deep breath! I thanked her for not twisting it. Shhhe,, tugged back on it and twisted it in for good measure. "Do you love me??" My mind was lost. I panted, Ahh, yy, and she released that clamp, causing a surge of quiet coolness that started spreading all over inside, like the dew of morning's dawn. She fills me good, and wants to be fucked, with her butt rubbing up against the greatness going in me. Since she is smaller, she is able to receive into her momamom and hood and I reach over between her lips and caress her engorged clitoris. She bucks and moans, grinding unto my belly. It is all I can do to keep the intensity going into her pussy from behind and in front. FUCK ❤️🌹