Seat up ... seat down?

If ya' can't figure out how to use the device..... I say that considering that all of us here are Grown Adults!!!!... then this world is in Big trouble!!!!!!!

never mind the klip,

Sheeeeeesh????,

highwater

The seat’s always DOWN when I’m releasing an enema. Otherwise, I’d be afraid of being sucked down the drain!! 😝

Since investing in a heated bidet toilet seat, I certainly sit to pee a lot more frequently than I used to. Just to stay fresh and clean a course of that nice warm water on the anal area is always a joy-one of the things we really miss when we travel.

If I am using a public toilet I usually squat or hover over the bowl so the seat up gives me a bigger target...lol

Toilet seats were invented for a reason: who wants to sit on cold porcelain?

In other countries people squat over a floor level trough with 2 foot pads, also porcelain. No direct body contact. So at a local electronics factory employing Asian workers, Americans were offended by noticing footprints on the toilet seats. Really filthy. Well the Asians didn't want any body contact, and were used to squatting. Considerable pursuasion and introduction to American customs was needed to change the Asian workers habits.

Motivated by the thought of less cleanup, I’ve tried expelling enemas with the seat up. I experimented both ways, seated directly on the porcelain and also squatting with my feet balanced on the porcelain rim, which I thought might help with one particularly difficult expulsion.

These were one-time experiments as it seemed much easier to sanitize the toilet seat as I usually would. Despite the later popularity of a squatting step, a deep squat on the porcelain did not unstick my enema as well as the natural twisting and stretching involved with getting up and beginning to clean my kit, and I’ve been seat-down ever since.

I of course leave everything clean and the seat (and lid) down for the next seating.

Agree with most of you: seat down. Always clean the bowl and wipe down all else with Clorox wipes.

The seat is there for a reason.

There are squatting positions that are great for "exhibitory" photos but very uncomfortable for a pleasant rejection. I prefer a pleasant rejection, and too bad for those who want to watch.

I heard of women who "hover" over the porcelain because they are afraid of touching the seat (note that in much of the world, seat covers are unknown).

I also heard this is recipe for sending human waste where it does not belong.

Whenever it's playtime I always use the toilet... seat down......... before I partake in the activity I always clean the entire toilet inside and out including the seat.

while you're cleaning yourself out with an enema the toilet keeps everything contained..... every once in awhile a little bit gets out.....

one of the reasons why I clean the toilet is because I might end up losing one of my toys when I get finished with an enema......

this way your toy is fairly clean.......

fortunately I haven't flushed any down the toilet yet.........

let's say it could be a real pain in the ass ripping apart the sewer line into the Trap to fish out the toy.........

turns into a real shitty situation.........

Definitely seat down. I cringe seeing it left up by guests. Seriously, I’m surprised they had the courtesy to flush afterwards. 🤪

The seats in my house (all 3 of them) are always down. I have had a very slow stream for decades and sitting has always been my preferred option when urinating. It takes me 2 to 3 minutes to pee so sitting is more comfortable and I get a more successful drainage of my bladder. But the big benefit: It is cleaner as no urine splatters on and around the bowl, floor, etc. I will also sit in public toilets IF they are reasonably clean. No one likes to stand behind an OLD MAN at a public urinal who takes several minutes to pee!

Early 50s we lived on our grand parents farm in WV where enemas were always in the huge upstairs bath room laying on the administrators lap, mom would always make sure the lid was up and the seat down, but when we moved to Philadelphia and our only bathroom was small, enemas were now on our beds. Mom put a rubber sheet on the recipient's bed covered with a bath towel and went to the bathroom to prepare the enema. She would carry the enema to the bedroom and lay it on the bed, call the recipient who was told to remove pants and undies, lay down on our stomachs, if it was me getting an enema, I would watch in the mirror on the dresser as mom picked up the nozzle, lubed it, inserted it, then picked up the bag holding it up with one hand, reached for the shutoff, I waited for the click and settled in for my enema.

Here's the seat part.

When one of my sisters got enemas I would almost always "need" to go to the bathroom, passing their bedroom door and seeing them getting their enema, especially Diane who would always have both hands squeezing her pillow and grunting as she got her enema, and there was the bare butt run to the bathroom.

So it wasn't just getting an enema, I also enjoyed knowing someone else was getting one, was going to get one, or had just got one. Tess didn't care if I saw her, but Diane or Robin would holler "Marty just walked by the door" and mom would usually say "if you find enemas that interesting maybe you want one too". Sadly she never went through with that threat. I would say "I had to pee"! Mom replied "Be sure to leave the seat down and the lid up, your sister is going to need the toilet in a hurry"!

Memories...........

That's why I'm LostInThe50s!

Marty

Just a side note;

Ok, seat ring down and sit down.

Anyone who pees standing up should basically be responsible for cleaning the bathroom or the room where the toilet is located.

Try it out sometime and put some paper towels on the floor beforehand. You'll be amazed; not to mention how much of it ends up on the toilet itself.

Mom trained me to sit from the very beginning.

Just a side note;

Ok, seat ring down and sit down.

Anyone who pees standing up should basically be responsible for cleaning the bathroom or the room where the toilet is located.

Try it out sometime and put some paper towels on the floor beforehand. You'll be amazed; not to mention how much of it ends up on the toilet itself.

Mom trained me to sit from the very beginning.

Yes, for sure !! - specially when you are guest in a foreign household / bathroom !!

Just a side note;

Ok, seat ring down and sit down.

Anyone who pees standing up should basically be responsible for cleaning the bathroom or the room where the toilet is located.

Try it out sometime and put some paper towels on the floor beforehand. You'll be amazed; not to mention how much of it ends up on the toilet itself.

Mom trained me to sit from the very beginning.

Yet a great many adult men deny they ever miss with so much as a drop. It's not a hill most women are prepared to die on; most of us just slip on our flip-flops before going into the bathroom.

Yet a great many adult men deny they ever miss with so much as a drop. It's not a hill most women are prepared to die on; most of us just slip on our flip-flops before going into the bathroom.

Maybe yes !! - but all of the men, who are acting in this form making a mess, had to be ashamed for themselve !!

Seated to pee keeps the surrounding area cleaner. Since I clean, I notice. It amazes me that men will turn on the light in the middle of the night to be able to stand and aim. Not to mention near-sightedness and having to grab glasses. Is it less masculine to sit to pee? Who's going to know? Who cares?

The urinal was invented once. But if you look at the floor around them in public restrooms, they don't seem to be all that great either.

I've always been of the opinion that humans have outgrown the development of "scent marking". But sometimes I have my doubts.

I always sit on the toilet seat when expelling an enema.

In fact, when I am home, I always sit on the toilet seat even when emptying my bladder. Having had an enlarged prostate for many years, it was difficult to pee in the best of circumstances. Sitting and relaxing all the muscles just made it easier to empty my bladder. A few years ago, my urologist reduced the size of my prostate with a TURP surgery, but that didn't help a lot so I continue to sit to pee whenever possible.

Not only does sitting ensure that every drop of pee lands safely and cleanly inside the toilet bowl, but sitting is also more relaxing while emptying the bladder. I find it easier to drop the drawers and pants to the knees and then sit because the penis automatically hangs in the right place to get the urine in the bowl. No misses, no messes. Compare that to standing and fumbling around trying to extract the winkie from the undies and the pants through the fly and then aiming for the bowl two feet (61 cm) or more below the penis and then continuously aiming for a minute or so while the bladder empties.

Oh, and did you remember to raise the toilet seat? You will splatter on the toilet seat no matter how great of a marksman you are.

It's just so much easier and more convenient to sit on the toilet seat to expell an enema and to empty the bladder.

Oh, and did you remember to raise the toilet seat? You will splatter on the toilet seat no matter how great of a marksman you are.

@Vasbyt Ditto on that.

Oh, and did you remember to raise the toilet seat? You will splatter on the toilet seat no matter how great of a marksman you are.

You may have great aim, but the splatters you make aren't. They go everywhere and can even land outside of the toilet.

I'm not a fan of the porcelain kiss. The bowl is much bigger than the seat and I hit the water too.