I love my job, but it can be very stressful managing a busy structural engineering firm (true, no fantasy).
My CEO, who is a very nice guy (true!) would give me a least a month’s vacation at an expensive health retreat in the country where I would escape from the chaos and be pampered beyond belief. (I wish!!!)
Each day I would enjoy a gourmet lunch in the garden, followed by a relaxing walk among the towering pines. At 2 o’clock, I would have a change of clothes into a summer nightie and put to bed for a nap.
At about 4 o’clock, I am awakened by two nurses wheeling a cart into my room and beside the bed. My vision is a vintage picture — a container of warm water, a funnel and a long rubber tube.
The nurses tell me that my doctor has prescribed a therapeutic herbal enema, to be administered each afternoon following my nap. The enema also contains medication, to be retained as long as possible, that will heal that pesky spot of inflammation that I have suffered for many years. (Wishing to be true!)
One of the nurses slips a protective sheet under me, removes my panties, and helps me into a knee-chest position on the bed. The other nurse prepares the funnel and lubricates several inches of the tube for an easy insertion. She begins coaching me in a series of deep breathing exercises. I am a little embarrassed in this position with my bottom up, but also beginning to feel excited.
I’m going to stop here — after all, this is a fantasy — and let you envision the scene in my room, with the two nurses giving me just what the doctor ordered.