Who finds it a turn on to buy fleet enemas?

No turn on now, buying any laxatives or enemas. Maybe the first time I ever bought them when I was like 15, I might have gotten a little bit, but now, I always buy them with other stuff.

I Love to buy 'Socially Taboo" items, including Fleet enemas or the generic equivalent, suppositories of all sorts, lubricating jelly, etc. I also enjoy going to the pharmacy counter to order not normally stocked items, such as bisacodyl suppositories in the 100 pack size, Fleet bisacody enemas, disposable enema bags, etc. I always go to the "Sexy" cashier or pharmacy tech. to place my order or purchase items. "Sexy" is defined by the mood and thought pattern of the day - there are at least 31 flavors and there is no prohibition of having more than one "scoop"!

Yes if female clerk at cash register

Not so much fleets but recently soap. I had gone shopping for some Bronner's and couldn't find it on the shelves at this particular drug store. A rather attractive female employee walked over and asked if I needed some help so I couldn't resist. I told her I needed some soap, but it was a kind that would be used internally. I hemmed and hawed a little and indicated it was a little embarrassing to which she said, don't worry I hear all kinds of things. So I told her my girlfriend sent me to get some soap to put in the water for an enema. She didn't even flinch, and grabbed a bottle of some other brand of liquid castile soap and said that it might work. I looked at it and pretended to be embarrassed a little and said it actually wasn't for her, that it was going to be used on me by her because I had complained of being constipated. She took it all in stride, and even asked if I would like to check out at a counter near the back of the store. As I was leaving she smiled and said to let her know if it worked okay. I'm planning on going back to report the results and explore other possibilities!

I have to admit I get turned on by buying them. Knowing that evening I'll be on the recieving end of them.

What's bothers me is when I have to wait for a check out isle full and I have to wait to be checked for a small item. It's embarrassing but I act cool that I'm just getting a pick up for a loved one.

When bags and bulbs were openly displayed on pharmacy shelves, I barely noticed the fleet enemas. Now, I rarely find those shelves stocked with the old favorites. It seems that fleets are all that remains in most stores.

It is more fun for me to shop on ebay for vintage enema equipment. Fleets are not real enemas as far as I am concerned.

It's only a turn on for me because I wonder what the salesperson is thinking: Is it for her? Her boyfriend/hubby? Her girlfriend? Will she use it herself or have a partner? Does she really need it or is it for fun?

And I usually buy more than one at a time!

I don't find it enjoyable buying any enema related items at the store. Whenever I do have to, I make a quick stroll all through the store to make sure no one is there that I know. The last thing I want to happen is to be standing in line at the checkout and a friend of mine show up in line behind me while I'm stuck there with an enema box!

I try to buy them at the grocery store and put them in the midst of other items. But I really don't use them often and don't really think of them as enemas

I'm always a little uneasy buying them, which it suppose is kind of fun for some. I have left the aisle and returned on occasion if there's someone else there. I am more into it if someone in the aisle or the cashier is someone I wouldn't mind giving one to or getting one from, but that's rare. I mostly hurry up and hope that it's a cvs with self-checkout.

I do remember once being in a drug store in probably mid to late 1990s when they still sold glass thermometers. I was mid to late 20s. There were a couple of high school aged students in the aisle and they mentioned something about their mom having the digital thermometer on display. I decided to reach in and pick up a rectal thermometer to have some fun with the situation. I didn't hear them say anything but I know they saw it. :-)

Not me. They contain so little liquid that there seems no reason to buy them.

I prefer buying the Fleet Liquid Glycerin Suppository. They kind of turn me on.

On occasion I take a Fleet "Extra" enema. I'm reluctant to take them very often because of the electrolyte imbalance problem they can create, but I will do one 3 or 4 times a year. I really like how fast they act and how the urge to evacuate just keeps getting stronger and stronger. Another favorite is the Fleet liquid glycerin laxative bulbs. If you suck 2 of them into a plastic syringe and quickly inject it into full bowels, you get a nice warming feeling inside and wind up running to the toilet before long. It's not as much fun with empty bowels though.

When I buy a disposable enema, I always look at the clerks expression. I most always get the reply, "Have a nice day."

I dilute the saline enemas 50/50 with water to lessen the speed at which they work on the colon. Always has a precursor to successive, large volume enemas.

Only if there is a hot guy at the check out register!!!