Somebody lost two cases of eggplants!

My wife & I were on the way home from town yesterday when we came up on two cases of eggplants that had fallen off a truck. She was excited to have some free eggplants & started talking about making eggplant parmesan. I had other thoughts going through my mind. We sorted through them & I picked out four for me. Every time I walked by them today I got more anxious to try one in my ass. I finally decided that I was done with other things & I couldn't wait any longer. I took the leafy top off of one washed it up, mixed up some J-Lube, coated the eggplant & my anus. I thought that I should start by inserting the top smaller end first, to stretch out a little. Then I took it out, lubed the bottom end & pushed it in. I couldn't get it completely in out of sight. It's currently just peeking out a tiny bit. I've just found a new love of eggplants!

For me eggplants are the perfect makeshift dildo 😃 You can find great variety of shape and sizes, firmness is usually just fine (soft a bit but not to a point that is difficult to manipulate) and always so smooth ... Find me also a suitable big zucchini and I'm walking out of produce isle equipped for a fun night.