Lost something in your rectum

Have any of you accidentally pushed something into your ass too far and lost it? How did you remove it? I'll bet it's a horrific experience.

G'day neighbour, Yes, I lost a 7" vibrator up there many years ago. I was feeling really horny and I pushed the vibrator right in so my hole closed over it and I was fucking my pillow. When I had CUM and finished I reached around to retrieve the vibrator and as much as I felt around inside my rectum, NOTHING, not a thing, but the vibrator was still happily buzzing away. SHEER TERROR. I was working at a very big hospital at that time and I had earlier 'liberated' a 12" pair of straight forceps. After much feeling around (with the forceps) I managed to locate and retrieve the vibrator. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

I read a Russian language report that said pinecones are a bad choice to stuff up a butt, likewise Forks..

I had posted a short translated Russian medical report in the "Library" - Russian language Foreign bodies in the rectum and colon after anal masturbation

https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=docs;ox=showpart;idp=24303

Once I pushed five small plastic balls (slightly smaller than golf balls) in my rectum. A little while later I pushed all of them out except for the yellow ball. I was concerned, but then I got busy and forgot about it. About six hours later, when I thought I was expelling a bowel movement, out popped the yellow ball.

I was pushing a metal cigar tube into my anus when it just slipped in! I panicked for a few seconds imagining a very embarrassing trip to the emergency room. I squatted down with my ass cheeks spread wide, pushed and it shot out! I was very relieved!

ALMOST. I had a jewel plug a while back that I enjoyed using (but wound up being too painful against my cheeks for long use). For some reason, that plug, despite its flared tip, really wanted to go ALL the way inside me once inserted. I think half its base made its way into my ass before I realized it and promptly removed it. From then on it's been properly flared bases only, and ones that fit the contour of my crack.

I lost a russet potato and it was big. At least 4" long 3" diameter I used as a enema plug and my sphincter closed and it went up and I kept pushing after 5 minutes one last push and it shot out like a cannon ball. I was scared