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At the age of six, I knew I liked enemas and within a few years I was self-administering them as often as I could have some uninterrupted time in my parents’ bathroom when my parents were not home.
My mom gave me a punishment enema at the age of six because I played doctor with a neighbor kid. I had showed my friend how to give an injection in the bum. Not having been to medical school, I didn't know that injections go in the butt cheeks and in lieu of a syringe, I used my index finger and pressed it into my friend's bottom hole and then I had him return the favor. Later, when his mom asked what we did for fun that afternoon, he told her. She did not see the fun in it. Kill joy! Neither did my mom. Kill joy!
The next day, to teach me a thing or two about sticking things in my bottom, Mom said, "I'll teach you a thing or two about sticking things in your bottom."
I had no idea what was happening when she took my into the master bathroom, had me strip naked, and told me to bend forward with my hands on my knees. From behind, she inserted the black nozzle into my rectum and the single squeeze of the red bulb taught me a lesson, just not the one she was trying to teach. When the spray of warm water hit my insides, I knew I was in love with whatever it was that she had just done to me. I let out a shriek of surprise and immediately made it sound like a shriek of anguish because I knew it was supposed to be punishment, not pleasure.
Within a few years, whenever my parents were gone and an older sister was babysitting by letting me do whatever I wanted if I left her alone to talk on the phone with girlfriends or boyfriends, I said, “I have to go to the bathroom” and she probably said, “Whatever.”
And so off I went to my parents' bathroom--where the red bulb thing was hidden at the back of the big middle drawer. I didn’t really know what I was doing, but I had the basic concept: Put water in the red bulb, put the nozzle in my bottom hole, squeeze to put the water in me, put myself on the toilet to expel, repeat until the babysitter pounds on the door and asks, “Hey, are you almost done in there?”
I eventually discovered the red bag with tubing and many other enema delights. My mom was definitely into enemas.
Since then, I’ve been giving myself enemas now for nigh on 60 years.
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