I probably can’t come close to an actual count.. way too high! My Mother was instructed by our family doctor to give me a small daily enema with a small bulb syringe shortly after I was born in 1953. You see, I had been born a month and a half early and had to have several surgeries before being released from the hospital.. a couple of months after my birth. My daily enemas continued until our family doctor had to give up his practice due to health issues. The new doctor did not believe in the use of enemas and, as a result, he instructed my mother to cease giving me those things and start giving me either castoria or Milk of Magnesia. I hated the Castoria, the taste and the Milk of Magnesia hardly ever succeeded in producing a bowel movement. Well, after several years of taking that stuff, I asked my Mother if she would 1) stop giving me the oral laxatives and 2) please start back to giving me enemas! I even went as far as to ask her for an adult enema that a girl that lived next to us had told me about. But, as you might guess, my Mother ignored my request… saying you know what our doctor has said about those things! I did not give up! It was at that point, that I decided to ride my bike across town to where my Grandmother, Mom’s Mother, lived. I did it to enlist her help.. Mam-Maw listened and she did not once put me down either..(I knew Mam-Maw liked taking enemas, herself) Well, after I talked with her, Mam-Maw looked me in the eye and said that she would talk to Mama for me.. why? I just figured that she decided to do it because she knew my medical history with my bowel problems! Anyway, I thanked her and rode my bike back to our house where Mom and I lived alone. Well, about 30 minutes after I got home Mam-Maw drove up as I was sitting on the porch swing. Then, I noticed as she exited her vehicle that she had a sack with her! It was a large sack and sticking out of the sack was this reddish-orange and black box. When she got onto the porch, she sat down on the swing with me for a couple of minutes saying “ok, I am here! I am going to talk to you Mother for you! In fact, I even picked up an item that she can use to give you adult enemas with!” Then, Grandma went on to explain, “Mike, I can’t guarantee that she’ll give you an adult enema , but I will try!” I thanked her as she went in! She looked back at me and gave me a thumbs up for luck! Anyway, she was in there about 30 or so minutes. When she came out, she did not have the sack with her and, again, she gave me a thumbs up! I got up off the swing and gave her a big hug! Then, I sat back down waiting on Mom to come get me.. she didn’t until it was time for supper! At supper, Mom looked over at me and said, “Mike, I can’t believe you went over to my Mother’s house and got her to come talk to me about those darn enemas!” I said, “Mom you know that I had asked you several times to give me one! I needed help! You know that I hate those two oral laxatives that you have been giving me! Besides, Mom, you, also, know that I took enemas for a long time with that red bulb syringe, right? And, Mom, if Dr Messina had not gotten ill, you would still be giving me my enemas, right?” Mother did not answer.. she just sat there looking at me! Well, several weeks went by and the Castoria kept right on flowing. Then, one Saturday morning, when she did not have to go to work and i didn’t have school … Mom surprised me with my first adult enema. I loved it and told her so. As a result, my oral laxatives ceased and my enema regime began anew and have continued through out my life! That takes me up to a time that was shortly before, Mom died! I had gone down to her apartment to spend some time with her! Well, while there eating all of Mom’s cooking, I became terribly constipated.. Finally, I bit the bullet, and asked Mom if she had an enema bag in her apartment. She said no! As a result, I went down to the local pharmacy and picked me one up. Upon return, she asked me why I liked taking her enemas so much! I told her.. “enemas make me feel loved and every one that she ever gave me let me know just how much she loved me!” My Mother upon hearing that just shook her head! Then, I asked Mom, “Don’t you remember all the enemas that you gave me growing up?” She said “Mike, you know that I only gave you two! And both times was because you were so damn constipated!” Who was I to argue with my Mother! I knew better!