Enema in Hospital

Listen I have a question because I would like to have an enema in the hospital but I don't know how to get it safely and without major problems. Can someone help? I don't have problems with defecation so I have a dilemma but I will repeat I care about safety.

You should find a pro domme or kinky like minded individual who could help you live out this fantasy, rather than an unsuspecting health care professional.

It's not really about fantasy. I'm currently writing a book about enemas and I'm more interested in knowing what people who had them in the hospital feel.

It's not really about fantasy. I'm currently writing a book about enemas and I'm more interested in knowing what people who had them in the hospital feel.

You’re better off reading about others hospital experiences who were there for real medical reasons. Lots on this site have legitimately experienced it. Do your research without abusing the medical system!

I honestly have had the same question in the past.

But as others have said it's a bad idea for multiple reasons.

A. You're wasting a medical professionals time (which is already quite valuable).

B. You're engaging in a for you sexual experience whilst the giving party doesn't know about that which tbh, should feel wrong if you have a well calibrated moral compass.

@Muts and @Allie80 are correct in their assessment that such behavior is dishonest, morally reprehensible, and a drain on real unsuspecting medical professionals. Get a pro domme, you won’t be sorry and they know what to expect.

From what I hear, getting an enema in a hospital today is pretty hard even if you really could use it. They just don’t do that very often anymore, and if they did give you an enema it would most likely be a Fleet.

I had a 'proper' hospital enema in 1975 - I think even then they were becoming uncommon...

The day I was released from the hospital after surgery, I felt constipated from the pain meds. This was in 1984. Remembering back, if this had been the “golden age”of the 1940s and 50s, a nurse may have given me a good cleansing enema before sending me home. Instead, my home instructions were to take a laxative as needed.

I was blessed to have a home health nurse who was more sensitive to my condition. I’ve written extensively about nurse Angie during the past several years.

She was in contact with my doctor and his nurse who got the OK for me to be given enemas if needed. It was up to Angie to decide what type of enema. To this day, I thank her for using an enema bag and not giving me Fleets.

I had two major surgeries last year 4 weeks apart. After the second one I was very constipated. My surgin came in early and I mentioned my problem. He said if you don't mind. I believe an enema would be best for you. I said that's fine, that's what I would do if I were home.

Well the nursing station must have talked him out of the enema and I ended up with a suppository that didn't work followed by milk of magnesia that took 4 hours to work and caused gas pains and a sore anus from all the pushing. I would say it's almost impossible to get an enema in the hospital today. Honestly this set my recovery back quite a bit. I had just had a catheter removed that had been in from the first surgery 4 weeks earlier, and the pressure from being full made urination almost impossible. I ended up being catherized that night.

I have a cousin who is a retired nurse and one day when another relative complained about getting an enema before she was discharged, my cousin said that years ago it was common to give an enema if the patient had not had a bowel movement within two days after surgery. But now the enema is the last resort, only if laxatives and suppositories don’t work, and then most likely a Fleet saline enema and not the traditional soapy enema. I guess it would be unusual to get an enema in the hospital these days.

I prefer enemas - soapy bag enemas - over suppositories and Fleets. Thankfully, because I’m on this site, I have enemates who I can exchange enemas with any day of the week. Try that.

@realscreamer. So I guess if you want a hospital enema you & your enemates would have to go there and give them to each other. Seriously, a good enemate is worth his/her weight in gold ,Kudos. Keep enjoying.

When I was in my early 20’s I was hospitalized for 3 weeks. I couldn’t keep anything down and didn’t have a BM for almost two weeks. When I finally started to eat I was bound up because of all the medication and the nurses started giving me enemas. This was 1973. I was totally embarrassed in the beginning but after about two days it started to feel real good. I think that experience got me hooked. Wish I had a partner today.

As a retired emergency physician I will tell you—get it from someone else if you don’t need it. First, it would be unlikely to be be a bag enema anyway. That’s way down on the list of treatments for constipation anyway. Above it are milk of magnesia, bisacodyl suppositories, fleet enemas. Second, if a patient presents with a complaint of constipation I’m going to take a history. If you speak English I expect to hear a timeline narrative of what has happened to you and what measures you’ve taken. Third, I’m not prescribing anything until I do a digital rectal exam on you. You’d be surprised at what interesting things you can discover doing one. I had a patient complain of constipation once who had the handle of a hammer sticking out of his anus. Interestingly his name was Stanley and it was a Stanley hammer. He went to surgery and was lapped instead of getting an enema. For everyone else you’d better have a fecal impaction for me to prescribe an enema. If you complain of constipation and there’s nothing there you may get worked up for a bowel obstruction instead with a complete blood count , metabolic panel and a plain film of the abdomen after I’ve examined you and you have findings consistent with a bowel obstruction. Finally, if I suspect you’ve been screwing with me (lying) I will hand you 30cc of milk of magnesium and tell you to go home. I had a thirties yo man complain that he was constipated and wanted me to digitally disimpact him. Being a good and careful doc I reviewed the old chart and found he’d been in two days before and the director had disimpacted him. I kindly suggested to him that he should opt for MOM. He didn’t want anything but digital disimpactiin. I showed him the door. Ordinarily I would have done a DRE and if you were indeed impacted I would have the nurses dig you out. My time is better spent taking care of sicker patients. Let me tell you the nurses despise having to disimpact patients. We’re all sympathetic of course but it’s time consuming, stinky and invariably painful and also usually bloody for the patient. I’m as kinky as the next guy but please don’t mix your pleasure with the serious business of taking care of sick patients. My recommendation is to buy your girlfriend a nurses outfit from a nursing store online if you want authentic scrubs or Frederick’s of you know where if you want a sexy white miniskirt nurses outfit like they wore when I was an intern in the Stone Age. Whew! Run on sentence! And get her to give you an enema. Hopefully you will get benefits afterwards. No nurse, doctor, certified nurses aid likes giving enemas. It’s time consuming and there are always ten more patients checking in.