New patient exam scheduled with new role play doctor for Friday morning

I met someone on DoubleList who offered to examine me. He wrote that I will have to be completely nude and allow him to examine me, that he will be professional and respect my limits. He asked if it would be OK if he gets a sperm sample out of me with his hands. I replied yes. He wrote that ejaculation is nothing to be embarrassed about; that it is a normal response to stimulation and will show that I am healthy. He reiterated that I should be prepared to disrobe completely to be examined.

I am looking forward to the appointment. If it goes well and is worth savoring, I will share how it went.

Will he allow photos to be taken and shared with the board?

@doctors_office I don't know if I will allow that. 😋 Alas my appointment was cancelled anyway.

Sorry to hear it got canceled! Hope you can reschedule...

@MedFan15 Thanks! Rescheduled for Monday.

@jblasphemy17 wonderful, be sure to tell us all about it!!

This was actually my third exam with this role play doctor. They changed their email address, didn't recognize mine, and I don't think they recognized me, either. There is something really off about this person. They seem incredibly slow to function, as if their reality is refracted through jello. And yet if you question them on their very strange nature, they either will not or cannot address it.

But because role play doctors are hard to come by, I let them give me another (patently absurd) exam. I definitely don't give myself enough credit as a role play doctor. Here I am stressing about getting accurate blood pressure readings while this person is listening to-I'm not sure they know. 😅

I did enjoy staring at the ceiling and having my testicles thoroughly palpated by latex-gloved hands. Then I had to roll onto my left side with my right knee up for an intense rectal exam. The doctor used just one generously lubricated finger, but it seemed to go on for quite a while. I don't think my muscles ever really relaxed. I was thinking about the posts I had read on this website about having a rectal ultrasound probe inserted. Maybe that would not be so fun, but I enjoyed the squishy feeling that lasted the rest of the day. The doctor made sure I could ejaculate and commented favorably on the volume. I enjoyed the feeling of being pressed into the cold class cup to contain the sample. It felt clinical.

All in all, not the best experience, but it does satisfy my desire to have something like a physical exam.