How much Vaseline boys?

Hey boys, 2 questions for you Vaseline users during rectal temping..

1. Do you prefer to apply vaseline directly to a patients anus or do you just lube the thermometer?

2. If you just lube the tip of the thermometer: How much Vaseline do you put on the tip of the thermometer?

I personally like applying a big dollop of Vaseline to a guys anus ahead of the thermometer being inserted and like the same when done to me.

I just lubed the thermometer just enough so that it slides in easy.

I lubricate the lady's anus with a finger, then grease the thermometer as well.

My history was usually having the thermometer lubricated with vaseline at the doctor’s office. My mom occasionally put a small dab on my anus and on the thermometer as well.

I like a big blob on the end of the thermometer.

When I get a rectal temp from my "doc," I like it when he lubricates my anus with his finger.

But Vaseline is nasty, sticky and hard to clean up. And it isn't nearly as viscous as KY or other water-based gels.

Enough to coat about 1/2 the thermometer

I do like the look of a big glob of Vaseline coating the stubby bulb of a rectal thermometer.

But in actuality, I always preferred not using any Vaseline or lubricant when taking guy's rectal temperatures (unless they requested it). I like to watch the bulb and stem of the thermometer naturally slide into a man's puckered up ass slit without any Vaseline obstructing my view. Also, having the thermometer come into direct contact with the skin of a man's anus and the inner world of his moist pink love cavern has always been a turn on for me.

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