How much Vaseline boys?

Hey boys, 2 questions for you Vaseline users during rectal temping..

1. Do you prefer to apply vaseline directly to a patients anus or do you just lube the thermometer?

2. If you just lube the tip of the thermometer: How much Vaseline do you put on the tip of the thermometer?

I personally like applying a big dollop of Vaseline to a guys anus ahead of the thermometer being inserted and like the same when done to me.

I just lubed the thermometer just enough so that it slides in easy.

I lubricate the lady's anus with a finger, then grease the thermometer as well.

My history was usually having the thermometer lubricated with vaseline at the doctor’s office. My mom occasionally put a small dab on my anus and on the thermometer as well.

I like a big blob on the end of the thermometer.

When I get a rectal temp from my "doc," I like it when he lubricates my anus with his finger.

But Vaseline is nasty, sticky and hard to clean up. And it isn't nearly as viscous as KY or other water-based gels.

Enough to coat about 1/2 the thermometer

I do like the look of a big glob of Vaseline coating the stubby bulb of a rectal thermometer.

But in actuality, I always preferred not using any Vaseline or lubricant when taking guy's rectal temperatures (unless they requested it). I like to watch the bulb and stem of the thermometer naturally slide into a man's puckered up ass slit without any Vaseline obstructing my view. Also, having the thermometer come into direct contact with the skin of a man's anus and the inner world of his moist pink love cavern has always been a turn on for me.

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Usually only a small amount of Vaseline on the pear shaped metal top is enough and makes the thermometer slip in easily in rectum.

I usually lubricate both the thermometer tip and the anus, even a little inside. I prefer to use a water-based lubricant instead of Vaseline, it is easier to clean and does its job well without making everything greasy.

I usually lubricate both the thermometer tip and the anus, even a little inside. I prefer to use a water-based lubricant instead of Vaseline, it is easier to clean and does its job well without making everything greasy.

And other water based lubricants don't have that cloying Vaseline odor. Even after washing, I can always seem to smell it lingering around the body.

I use a good dap of Vicks vapor rub, when I instead my butt plug, love the feeling every time.

My gf took my temperature over her knee last week. She first lubricated my ass with vaseline and then put her finger in to ensure the inside was lubed and to prepare me. She then removed the thermometer from the case and inserted in in me whilst telling me what she was doing to me and that this was a punishment. I lay there helpless with the glass thermometer in my ass over her knees.

I then lubed her ass and had sex with her in the ass. What a night.

Dang - that sounds hot! The reciprocal connection and anticipation make it intense.

Thanks guys! Love your responses

I am my own nurse and always take my own rectal temperature. I don't take it for anyone else. I always use vaseline and always put about 1/4" coating on the bulb of the thermometer. For as long as I remember from my earliest childhood memories, the thermometer was always dipped in vaseline at home, the dr. office or in the hospital. That is part of the fetish for me, lying down on my belly with my pants or PJs down around my thighs, or the gown with the back open, exposing my tighty whity undies. I remember watching the rectal thermometer as it was shook down watching the bulb get covered in vaseline, I remember my caregiver pulling down my underwear and feeling the cool sensation as the thermometer is inserted in my rear end. I can remember being told to hold still like a good little boy as the thermometer registered for 3-5 minutes. I remember how it felt at the thermometer was removed and my undies pulled back up. This was sometimes followed by a painful needle back there, and for a few days it would hurt to sit down. or if I got up and walked, I would have a slick butt crack from the melted vaseline. To this day that is such a turn on for me when I recreate the procedure.

I dip the tip of the thermometer into the Vaseline jar before inserting.