Keeping my hospital 'disposables'

I've had operations--2 this year--and hospitalized once for pneumonia. When I leave the hospital I took home Urinal, Oxygen & IV tubing, urinals, under pads, bandages, tape, emesis basin, body wipes, Oxygen saturation reader (taped on finger). I even sneaked out with an IV bag nurse tossed in wastebasket. They give you a big bag to put your clothing, so I put my 'loot' in the bag. Nurses don't care. It's going in the trash anyway.

Great fun at bedtime pretending I'm a patient with oxygen, IV, wristband, catheter