Conversations with nurses during enemas.

Many years ago I had a condition which meant that I had to attend the Middlesex Hospital in London for enemas on a fairly regular basis. I got to know most of the nurses quite well, and usually spent the time during the enemas by talking to them. We talked about holidays, television and current affairs usually.

On one occasion the sister came into the room and ticked me off. 'My staff are highly trained nurses, and they should not be diverted from their tasks by being engaged in idle gossip.'

This brings to mind the question - Do other people talk to the nurses during an enema? And, if so, what do you talk about?

I have regular conversations with my colon hydrotherapist. Anything from politics, kids, projects, trips etc. just normal chit chat.

I have been visiting my colonic hydrotherapist regularly for fourteen years. Over that time we have discussed anything and everything. She says she has observed that her clients who chat most release best!

Like others, I saw a colon hydro therapist once a quarter for a number of years until she moved to SeaTac, Washington. During my visits, our conversations could lead to nothing in particular or everything in general. We covered a wide variety of subjects.

This usually happens so quickly that you can only say a few words about the procedure itself. Then follow the instructions on how to behave and that's it.

My most recent conversation with a nurse who was in the process of giving me an enema was not positive.

A young female PA or ? came in and told me my hospital discharge required I first have a bowel movement, did I have have a movement today? My answer was "no, not today" and she pulled out a Fleet squeeze enema from her cape and said then let's just do this. She was quite concerned that I remain entirely covered and told me to lie on my side. Maintaining my privacy cover she began to insert the Fleet nossel into my bottom. Her aim was off and instead go going straight in she she hit my rectum wall. Ouch!!! I turned around, flipped off the my privacy cover and assumed a doggie position, butt high with balls hanging low and told her to just do it... It was done, she very quickly left the room and told me not to flush the toilet so she could testify that I have actually had a bowel movement. Not exactly a positive experience.

@michjay.Was just going to leave Zity for tonight but saw your posting. I seriously can feel your pain. One of my many hospital visits was about 10 years ago for a day surgery for hemmorhoids(sp?). I was told to do an enema that morning but didn't because I knew they would probably give me one if I didn't .So when I went in I told them I was so nervous about the surgery I forgot to do the enema .No problem they said ,my assigned nurse would do it. She was an attractive married 40ish lady.Very pleasant. She told me she lived out of town and almost fell asleep driving in because she was up most of the night waiting for her teenaged daughter to come home.I thought nothing of it as she left to warm up my enema. After what seemed like forever she returned with a Fleet in a warm up jar--or so I thought. I could hear the lady behind the curtain giggling with her visitor as my nurse told me to lie on my left side.She spread my butt cheeks and began to insert the tube whereupon I let out some kind of a pain yell as the COLD nozzle missed the target and stabbed into my swollen anal membranes. To make matters worse I jerked away as she was squeezing the bottle and I swear half of it spilled on the bedsheets,She apologized profusely but from now on I will be wary of nurses who tell me they haven't slept. Definitely the most painful and Un-erotic enema ever.

@ronniewater

One of my many hospital visits was about 10 years ago for a day surgery for hemmorhoids(sp?). I was told to do an enema that morning but didn't because I knew they would probably give me one if I didn't. (The nurse) spread my butt cheeks and began to insert the tube whereupon I let out some kind of a pain yell as the COLD nozzle missed the target and stabbed into my swollen anal membranes. To make matters worse I jerked away as she was squeezing the bottle and I swear half of it spilled on the bedsheets,She apologized profusely but from now on I will be wary of nurses who tell me they haven't slept. Definitely the most painful and Un-erotic enema ever.

There's a part of me which wants to say it serves you right for trying to manipulate a healthcare provider into doing something you find erotic. That's not what they're there for.

The conversation usually starts with "So, how many arseholes have you seen today?"...

I've only had one enema at the hospital and that was with a male nurse carrying out the procedure.

I can't recall our conversation, but I was in no way embarrassed.

I have had many and varied conversations with nurses either while receiving an enema or watching the nurse give one to my wife.

One that I vividly remember was when my wife had a cancer scare and had surgery to remove fibroids. She was in the hospital a number of days and had severe gas pains. The overnight nurse suggested a return flow enema, which my wife had had after 3 C-sections for the same problem. I think the medical term is a Harris Flush. The night nurse who was about my wife's age said that she had had surgery and they sent her home without bowel therapy and she suffered and had to do it on her own.

So fast forward the nurse arrives with a hospital plastic bucket enema set and proceeds to assemble and make ready. She starts by saying "this will be a gentle thing, I'm not adding any soap, just water." My wife assumed the sims position and the nurse started to lube up the tube. The nurse then said "I know nobody likes these things, but you will feel much better afterwards." As she inserted the tube and began to rase the bucket allowing the enema to flow then lowering the bucket to expel gas, she said "although I have been told that some people use enemas for sexual pleasure." Oh how I wanted to engage in a conversation with her, but I had to just keep my mouth shut. I could hardly conceal my raging hard on. The discussion about enemas continued and so did the return flow enema until no gas was being expelled. I will never forget that experience.