Mom, all my older sisters, all the nurses at the clinics, several of mom's neighbor lady friends, and all my older sister's friends always took my temperature in my bottom. For this, I was undressed to my underwear shorts and laying on my tummy my arms at my side. I was told to lay still and look at the paintings or pictures on the wall. My underwear was then lowered to my knees. After this, the glass rectal thermometer's silver pear-shaped bulb and glass-rod was prepped with Vaseline. Sometimes I turned my head and see this. The nurse's that took my temperature at the clinics would tell me to turn my head the other direction. My older sister's friends didn't notice or say anything.
While on my tummy, I would then hear them walking towards the examination table or bed where I was laying. I was told to lay still and not move until the temperature check is done. I would then feel a hand laying across my bottom cheeks. Then a thumb and finger were slid between them as they were spread apart. The glass rectal thermometer was then slid into my bottom. The thumb and a finger are then slid out from spreading my bottom cheeks apart. The five-minute countdown begins.
Their fingers of one hand continue holding the glass rectal thermometer in my bottom. The other hand is then placed at my lower back area or on my bottom cheeks area. The glass rectal thermometer is twirled by the temperature taker several times to ensure an accurate reading.
After five-minutes, a hand is placed across my bottom cheeks. The thumb and a finger are then slid between them as they are spread apart. The glass rectal thermometer is now slid out of my bottom. After this, the thumb and finger are slid out from spreading my bottom cheeks apart. The glass rectal thermometer's temperature reading is noted. The glass rectal thermometer is then placed on a tissue at a safe area where it can be cleaned later.
After this, a hand is again laying across my bottom cheeks. The thumb and a finger then slide between them as they are spread apart. A tissue is then used to clean the excess Vaseline from my bottom area. Once cleaned, the thumb and a finger are slid out from spreading my bottom cheeks apart. After this, I am told that my temperature check is done. My underwear is then slid back up my legs, over my bottom cheeks and onto my waist. I am then told I can get up and sit on the examination table if I am at one of the clinic's or sit on the edge of my bed if I am at home.