Enema Simulation

I am posting this in recipes and solutions because I guess that is a good fit for what I am thinking?

I am curious about how I may be able to simulate an enema when I feel like I need to 'play enema' (without any medical or "actual" need) when I don't have time, resources etc to actually take an enema. Especially relating to the time it takes to expel or any clean up involved.

I guess what I am saying is lets say I get the bag out, glove up, lube up, insert tip... What might make me "feel like" I am having an enema? I've seen air inflation online which I guess is close, but I don't think it is something I feel safe or comfortable trying.

Perhaps a tens machine to simulate cramping? Perhaps an e-stim conductive enema nozzle that I can set to a low buzz to simulate the fluid?

Any thoughts or experiences?

I have been using a TENS 7000 with a butt plug accessory for several years. About 99% of the time I precede insertion with a 1 or 2 bulb enema just to clear the crap from my lower bowel. Using a bulb enema and a small amount of solution (usually just warm water...sometimes wine) is quick and cleanup is only a matter of a minute or so...then on to the e-stim. The sensation is delightful and since I'm starting out with a clean lower bowel. cleaning the butt plug is also quick and easy. But then....there is nothing quite as relaxing (and stimulating) as a good, high 2 qt or so enema....with a cute young ting on the administering end!!

Enjoy...now go hang a bag!!

Hard to beat a real enema but refill 7 oz fleet with glycerin and water and quick squirt should be easier clean up and release will help take away the need for the relief for a few mins

I once tried a simulation of an enema. I put only 200 ml of water in the bag. I undressed, hung the bag above the bed, lubricated the nozzle and inserted it into the rectum lying on the left side. I introduced a little water and stayed with the nozzle in the bottom for 25 minutes. Apart from the sensation of the nozzle in my bottom, I didn't feel anything, no cramps, no urgency to use the toilet. It doesn't compare to a real enema, I didn't like it.