What would be your dream auscultation and breast exam like?

What would be your dream auscultation and breast exam like?

Being listened to for a long time. 🙂 Stripped down to my boxers and sitting on the bed. Taking at least 20 minutes on my breathing, listening all over on my chest, neck and back, taking deep breaths in and out. Then repeat all over asking me to say 99.

Next taking a similar time again listening to my heart. This would include all my peripheral pulses, the pulse above my bellybutton, the pulses behind my knees and on my wrists and ankles, then pulling my boxers down to listen to my femoral pulses.

Finally, listening to my abdomen, taking at least two minutes on each quadrant as well as directly above my bellybutton.

It has to be an hour of listening. 😀

All of the women I've stethed said that I stethed their hearts more thoroughly than their real doctor ever did. Several told me that I was the first to steth her bare chested since she was a child before her breasts developed. A couple told me that I was the first man to see her breasts. I always include a free breast exam with cardiac auscultation!