Naughty packaging disposal

I was unpacking a new dildo and it struck me.

Not physically, not going there again.

What do people do with these explicit boxes and formed plastic packing thingies?

I know that there are some rather shy and secretive types out there, who would die of embarrassment if their discarded packaging was discovered by the rubbish pickup people or spotted by neighbors in their recycling.

When I was living in the city I just put them out like regular recycling in the open bins at the curb.

Hide them in the bottom of a black bin bag with regular rubbish on top. That then goes in our wheelie bin. I do the same with old toys we no longer want to use.

No embarrassment. I just toss them in the trash along with any old stuff that I am replacing.

In with the rest of the plastic recycling.

I actually cut the package into tiny shreds. Then I put the tiny shreds in a bag and tighten it closed. We have high winds here sometimes. Some are called dust devils. The dust devils look like a tornado. Our trash containers are picked up by a guy in a truck. I have never seen a woman doing this job. But anyway, the truck has arms and they reach out and grab your trash, raise it above the back of the truck, turn it upside down and it dumps. I have seen winds take the trash and spread it all over. The poor guy gets out and picks it up. I would rather him pick up a bag that is sealed than a dildo box.

Cardboard packaging will go through most domestic shredders, as will plastic insert packaging depending on its thickness and the quality of the shredder. But as better models will shred an old credit card, packaging material should work too if not fed too much at a time.

I wouldn’t worry about being “discovered,” if you have a sexual product package to get rid of. You can place the box/wrapper in a nondescript, dark bag, and discard it, or remove the address label, and toss it in a public dumpster.

Cut out any PII (Personal Identifying Information) and dispose of the rest in a dumpster somewhere in town or bundle it and toss is into a trash can outside a local store.

Several years back, I had a member of the neighborhood find one of my old and broken enema bags in the streetside bin. Fortunately, she got over being shy and not wanting to cause any embarrassment to anyone and asked me about it. This led to ending up with a great enema friend. We exchanged many enemas, until her husband decided that we might become too close. Our enema activities were not a secret from him, as he would almost always join in.

Cut out any PII (Personal Identifying Information) and dispose of the rest in a dumpster somewhere in town or bundle it and toss is into a trash can outside a local store.

Alternative: Cut out any personal identificat information and put it in your neighbors trash can...... when no one is looking! 😈

Several years ago, my wife and I enjoyed a night out at a hotel downtown. As usual, we took our bag of toys with us in case we wanted to have some fun with them. Before heading out to dinner that night, we had opened the bag and decided it was time to get rid of some of the older toys made with the “old” style of rubber, those that had batteries that had leaked in them, those that didn’t live up to expectations, and those items that had otherwise outlived their usefulness. We grabbed the plastic hotel laundry bag out of the closet and wrapped the old toys up in it. As we left the room for dinner, we carried them to the alcove down the hall with the ice and vending machines and placed them in the trash can with pizza boxes and fast food takeout packaging.

@hackjuan - you make a useful point about battery leakage. Older members here may still be drawing false comfort from the 'No Leak Guarantee' that certain premium alkaline battery brands once proudly offered.

Look carefully now and you'll probably find that guarantee quietly went when the mercury content did, which helped protect against leakage, for environmental reasons. Now, premium brands leak just like the cheap ones did in the 1970s. So remove them from anything you cherish.