Accident Reports

I had a doozy last weekend. The long version, which I attempted to write in a humorous, entertaining way, can be found here in a blog: https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=blog;ox=showpage;pg=7993.

For the TLDR crowd, I ended up in the hospital with a douche nozzle lodged way up in my colon. 0 stars. Would not recommend.