Traffic Cone?

How many of you have tried sitting your anus down over a traffic cone? How far down onto it were you able to go?

Recently, I was walking through Lowe's Home Improvements & saw stacks of traffic cones. I didn't buy one that day, but kept them in mind. A week or two later I was back in the store & decided that I had to buy one & give it a try. I loosened up first with my Doc Johnson Master Tool #4, then I washed the traffic cone good, put lot's of lube on it & proceeded to try sitting on it. Wow, it's a good way to expand your limits! I've had three or four sessions on it now & feel like I might be making progress, but not near as much as I was hoping. I'm only getting about 4" down onto it. I kinda have hopes ofsliding down onto it enough to have my weight being supported by my pelvic cavity & lifting my feet off the floor.... not sure if that's possible though.

Sounds risky.

Well, do what you want, but i understood people were tortured or killed like that, i heard they were suspended above a cone and slowly lowered so cone went deeper with their body weight causing the anus to widen, i can only assume it ended in death ?

Sorry, but this seems patently unsafe to me. You lose your balance, the dog runs into you, you have one of those body-shaking sneezes or a coughing fit, and you risk losing control of depth. The resulting injury could easily be catastrophic.

Although for years I *joked* about sitting on a traffic cone instead of a desk chair, I won't be trying it and I wish you wouldn't, either. We'd like all our friends here to remain healthy.

Nope, I've joked about it and photoshopped others onto one but I'm pretty doing it might kill you.

There are quite a few porn videos out there with different sized cones. Both anal and vaginal. Checked out a few and most don’t have real deep insertions. . Hot Kinky Jo is a pro at anal insertions and gobbles a cone up her ass in a way you wouldn’t fall down on it still, There are plenty of other graduated toys available for stretching that are safer for those who want to be size queens

https://www.xnxx.com/video-13vwmba5/hotkinkyjo_big_traffic_cone_in_butt

@SirWilliam55: Vlad the Impaler (in Bavaria?) used to invite his enemies to parties at his castle, get them drunk, then torture them to death. His favorite method was to suspend them over a sharp stake with stake and ass well greased. The stake was thick so as not to ast like a spear as the subject's weight was settled on it. Over days, the anus would widen, pelvic bones would separate and the stake would work its way up far enough to enter major organs, causing much internal bleeding and a lingering death.

@Enemate9 @sirwilliam55 Vlad the Impaler (also known as Vlad Dracula) inspired Bram Stoker's gothic horror novel "Dracula" in 1897.

Not quite sure where I'm going here - I'm a big fan of Dracula & have a family connection to Whitby where according to the novel the count arrived in England. Traffic cones? Has anyone considered 1.5 " plugs might be enough? They are for me!

Alan20cm

"Has anyone considered 1.5 " plugs might be enough? They are for me!"

I surpassed the 1.5" size long ago. My current warm-up size is just about 2.5" before I start trying to stretch larger.

I'm using the traffic cone to get to much larger diameters.

To those who talk about torture & dieing from being impaled.... a fast taper traffic cone won't go that far into you before it's too wide to pass through the pelvic channel.

I noticed that HKJ's cone has a much smaller tip on it that your average 'real' traffic cone. There was a small difference in diameter that leads me to believe that the smaller tip may be an add-on.

Only part of traffic cone play I'd advise care on is the initial insertion. Making a smaller tapered adapter for the top might be a good idea. After that, I don't think, given the rate of taper, that it'll go far enough in you to cause any damage. But, play carefully anyway. ;-)

Legit question, I'm not trying to be a smartass. Why? Why would you want to put something that big into your butt? What's the appeal?

Why? Why would you want to put something that big into your butt? What's the appeal?

I agree with the Good Nurse. There is no one more than me who loves a nice ass filling, but I know my limits and won’t even consider pushing the envelope. Serious injury is something I don’t need!

Hot Kinky Jo is a pro at anal insertions and gobbles a cone up her ass in a way you wouldn’t fall down on it still, There are plenty of other graduated toys available for stretching that are safer for those who want to be size queens

https://www.xnxx.com/video-13vwmba5/hotkinkyjo_big_traffic_cone_in_butt

@Rigel

This is really taking anal to the next dimension. Not my thing, even I am confessed anal lover....

However, this is not a traffic cone but a silicone toy.

Actual cone can be seen here, while depth of insertion might be not big, I am pretty sure cone diameter at that depth is pretty big already.

https://www.xvideos.com/video35473163/extreme_slut_fucking_road_cone

And a small cone, too:

https://www.xvideos.com/video17750553/roadside_object_insertion_and_squirting_on_a_public_road

@sirwilliam55

Vlad the Impaler, actually Vlad the III, also know as Vlad Dracula was a ruler of Wallachia, a principality in nowadays Romania (Transylvania that is often attributed in vampire stories as Dracula's country of residence borders Wallachia from North West).

@Nurse_Phillips

I guess some strongly believe that more is better...

Why? Why would you want to put something that big into your butt? What's the appeal?

Each person has their own taste. Some people like to stretch their holes, take larger girth. Since the cone is gradually increasing in size, it is a good toy to slowly increase your girth (upto a certain depth). With the shape of our bodies, we can only take a about 5-6 in of the cone as cannot bend.

"Why? Why would you want to put something that big into your butt? What's the appeal?"

There's just something about feeling yourself being stretched more than ever before. The continual stretching as you slide down onto the cone is pure joy, combined with slight pain. I've been careful stretching myself larger & larger for years now. Every time that I've thought I'd met my limit, I've discovered that I could eventually go larger. The traffic cone has seemed to really help that. I lube the cone & myself really well, then start lowering down onto the cone. When I get to where it seems like that's it I stay there for a while enjoying the stretch. Then I raise up & repeat. Slowly I seem to be able to relax enough & allow myself to go further down onto the cone, feeling myself open up more with every additional millimeter of it sliding into me.... pure bliss!

I haven't measured the diameter where I've gotten to yet, but it's got to be somewhere between 3½-4" now.