Things put up the bottom

I'm confident that this is no news for most on this thread. I was having a conversation awhile back with a couple of lady friends who are ER nurses. They were sharing stories about the absolutely ABSURD things the people, men and women, put up their hiney's and get stuck. Toy cars, screw drivers, light bulbs (ouch!!). I understand that anal erotica is a fetish shared by many but for heaven's sake. Be SAFE!!!!

I had a girlfriend that on her birthday would spank me then put a long, thick candle up my bottom while was in the "bottom up" position. She would light it and make me sing "Happy Birthday" to her. Then I got spanked again before having to lick her to orgasm.

Rectal thermometers, enema nozzles, enema hose, suppository, aspirin, vitamin E capsule, butt plug, vibrator, finger, penis, flower, leaf, tampon, soap stick, anal beads, tootsie pop, Q-tip, lit cigarette (butt end).

When I was growing up I would insert some objects rectally. 😃