Record of rectal temperatures.

Do you keep à record of your rectal temperatures ?

Yes I do. I use the Apple health app for this.

No, I was never interested in do that.

Yes I do. I use the Apple health app for this.

Same here. I do wish it had the option to specify how the temperature was measured for the recordings. When it imports from another app like the Kinsa thermometer that includes the location but I haven't found the option within the Health app itself.

A little while after our mom passed away, my sister and I were sorting through her things while cleaning out her condo. We found one box which held a couple of spiral notebooks in it, and in those notebooks our mom had recorded, religiously, every rectal temperature she had taken on us. She recorded the date/time/temperature and any symptoms she noted. We were amazed by this discovery, but not surprised, as mom was hyper sensitive to our health an was just a bit overzealous when it came to taking our rectal temps.

Smart to keep track of temperature when someone is sick to see how the fever is progressing.

Yes

The kinsa ap

No, I believe the last time this happened I was in hospital.

Only if I’m really sick and feverish should my doctor or caregiver need to know. What I keep a mental record of is who IS taking my rectal temperature.

Yes my Nurse does

Yes, I keep a daily journal as did my mom when I was growing up.

I do when I am sick

Yep on my kinsa app. I love that it says rectal reading on it

I had a very strong relation with a charming and clever girlfriend for about 10 years. Déborah was as much into rectal temperature as myself, so we took eachover's rectal temperature quite often.

When the Civid erupted, Deborah decided to move in at my place, pretending to take care of me, at risk for the virus due to my age, and she put on the rule that we would take our respective ( rectal) temperature every day, first thing in the morning. We also took our temperature very often when we had sex, often before and after.

Déborah used to go out jogging every sunday morning, so we put on the routine that I took her temperature before she left ans when she came black.

Every time we took our temperature, I noticed Deb noted things on her smartphone. She never allowed me to read what she wrote.

3 years ago, without any kind of notice, Déborah dumped me. . One evening, as I was reading, she came to me and said : ''I am sick and tired of your flappy cock in my ass when your pretend to fuck me'' and she threw a stack of paper leaves in my face, adding'' I leave you a présent, I hope you'll masturbate on it''. The door smashed. I never haer of her aftef that day.

The paper leaves she threw in my face were the print version of her record of all our temperature sessions she had put on her phone during the duration of our relation.

I must admit I do read those papiers often,, with a mix of exactement and bitterness.

I have a notebook with all the rectal temperatures that I have taken on myself. It is a five-hundred-page spiral notebook. I document the date, time, location in the house, and clothing if any is worn. Most of my rectal temperatures are done with me laying on my bed. on my tummy, with my arms at my side, and my underwear at my knees. This is the way that mom and all my four older sisters took my rectal temperature with a glass rectal thermometer in my bottom when I was younger.

After Spreading my bottom cheeks apart with my thumb and finger, I slide the pre-lubricated glass rectal thermometer in my bottom, while twirling it numerous times until it is properly placed in my bottom. After that, I place my arms at my side and watch the clock on the wall for the five-minutes. Numerous times, I reach back and twirl the glass rectal thermometer in my bottom to attain a proper rectal temperature reading.

After the five-minutes, I spread my bottom cheeks apart again, gently twirl the glass rectal thermometer several times, as I slide it out of my bottom. From here, I reach for a tissue in a nearby box and clean the glass rectal thermometer. I then look at and memorize the glass rectal thermometer's silver mercury location reading. The glass rectal thermometer is then placed on a tissue on the side-table for a short time until I get up from the bed.

I then take several tissues, reach back, spread my bottom cheeks again to clean the excess Vaseline from my bottom. These tissues are then tossed into the nearby small trash container. After this, I lay backdown on the bed and place my arms at my side. After a few minutes, I get up from the bed. I then document my rectal temperature reading, and the other items in each column of the notebook page. The glass rectal thermometer I just used is then taken into the bathroom and cleaned in the sink, and wiped with a clean tissue, then and placed in the spare small refrigerator in a numbered metal can at the far back corner of the lower bottom shelf.

This is a mirrored image of the procedures that mom and all my older sisters followed when they took my rectal temperature with the glass rectal thermometer. However, after one of my older sisters took my rectal temperature, one of my other older sisters or one of their friends would want to take my rectal temperature again. They always did this so they would be confident and proficient taking rectal temperatures and other healthcare procedures. Mom told them that they would need to have this knowledge when they were older and have their own children.

When I was younger mom always had her own notebook with all of my medical history information with her. This included all the clinic visits and any other procedures that were done on me since I was a baby. Mom also had a dedicated area of the notebook for tracking all of the rectal temperatures that were taken on me. This section identified each rectal temperature taken by mom, all four of my older sisters, several of mom's neighbor lady friends, numerous friends of my four older sisters, and all of the nurses at the clinic. Mom always took it with her or gave it to the older sister that was taking me to the clinic for my checkup procedure or sickness visit on that day.

All of the doctors and nurses at the clinics told mom that the notebook was a great way to track my medical history. All of the nurses thought the rectal temperature tracking history was amazing, and they said they would recommend it to other parents when they brought their children to the clinic for their checkup procedures and sickness visits.

Do you masterbate when thermometer is in?