Frank Zappa tune about guitar legend Steve Vai hiring a pro-domme for a spanking while on tour:
"His name is stevie vai / And he's a crazy guy
Last November, I recall,
He needed a spanking
He decided then / a female specimen
Would be excitin' for a night
To give him a spanking
Laurel was her name / She came to notre dame
He told me just the other day
He oughta be thanking / Her for the spanking
She was large and soft / And she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork
And gave him a wanking / After the spanking
Hair brush!
Oh! what a hair brush!
(it's not that he requires grooming!
Guys with light blue hair never do!)
Then she did explain: / There's another game
That we can play with this device,
And then a banana!
It was slightly green / Vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room
And cook the banana
She said it was dry / Stevie won't you try
To drool a little drool on it
And grease the banana
Later in the dawn / Laurel carried on
She got right up and dressed herself and
Ate the banana