Guys wearing Speedos at the pool or beach, being ogled by the ladies

Guys- have many times have you caught a member of the female persuasion checking out your package in your Speedo?

Definitely a few times in the past… although I don’t wear them anymore out in public. They’re not helpful in hiding an erection…

Happened a lot when lifeguarding back in the 60’s. The females guards would occasionally make a comment.

Puts me in mind of the guy complaining to his buddy that the girls never looked at him on the beach in his speedos. His friend advised him to put a potato in his speedos. The next day he was complaining the girls were laughing at him. His buddy sighed and said. "You were supposed to put the potato in the front of your speedos, not the back.

The only time in my life that I've worn a Speedo type swimsuit was in junior high school during the swimming portion of PE class. Our junior high was the only school in the county to have a pool, so we had one or two weeks a semester of swimming. Everyone, boys and girls, had to wear the school supplied swimsuits. Boys had skimpy red Speedos, girls had red one piece suits.

For the most part, it was the first time for all of us to be so undressed and exposed to the opposite sex. I have no idea who thought it would be a good idea to have the male and female classes swim together, normally we were separated during PE. Boys stared at the girls suits clinging to their small boobs and camel toes, girls stared at our penises (is that the plural form of penis?) in our revealing suits. Girls stood with their arms folded and across their THO's (titty hard on's), boys held our hands in front of our genitals to hide our boners or shrinkage. Either one was embarrassing. It was always so awkward until we got in the water and felt more concealed. I felt so embarrassed and aroused at the same time. I always dreaded and looked forward to swim weeks in junior high. Kind of the same feeling I have toward exams now.

I get checked out a lot. Some women are more discrete than others but hey, I’m checking them out too!

I wear speedos and there’s alway checking going on, but as I’m only averagely endowed, it’s not much of a show, especially if the sea’s cold.

So a quick glance is usually followed by a ‘nothing to report’ assessment and a glance to the next candidate, for example my young-adult step son who hides his considerable package in board shorts.

Maybe when he becomes more confident in his body, he’ll change up to Speedos and give other beach goers -whether female or male- a glance of his wares.

Perhaps you could wear a T-shirt with printed on "grower" and an arrow pointing down. I guess they'd be checking you again 😃

I be noticed this female behavior 😉