Rectal Thermometers as a Protest Movement?

In this day of political unrest, is there any chance the rectal thermometer could become an object of protest? This might seem silly but consider all the weird edicts governments issued during the Chinese Coronavirus epidemic. What if a government ordered its citizens to take their rectal temperatures during a future pandemic and the people revolted? I can picture 100,000 French taking to the streets for a mass rectal thermometer shove.

Conversely, some countries with tight control over their subjects like North Korea might organize public celebrations for the rectal thermometer. I can envision a huge parade with bare bottomed N Korean women with thermometers sticking out of their butts.

Dream on! 😄😄😄😄

any chance the rectal thermometer could become an object of protest?

Enemas would be better 👺

I thought after being scanned numerous times, that had it been determined that the taking of temperatures rectally and the administration of Covid injections in the buttocks would be the protocol, many never would have gotten the shot(s)

As for temperatures taken rectally, and buttocks injections; a logistical nightmare as to the location, time involved and the reluctance of people to have both done.

Rectal temperatures and shots might have been very much protested.

Despite many scans, multiple questions and a few swabs up my nose, I never tested positive nor did I take the shot.

I thought after being scanned numerous times, that had it been determined that the taking of temperatures rectally and the administration of Covid injections in the buttocks would be the protocol, many never would have gotten the shot(s).

Suppositories might have been inserted too, to take care of any post-shot fevers.

Suppositories…hadn’t thought about that.

Good point.