Coffee Colonic

I’ve found a place that offers “organic coffee colonics” and made an appointment for one. I’ve never had a professional colonic before, but I told them in my notes that I’m experienced with OHN’s enema series protocol and coffee enemas in general, noting that I’m comfortable taking 4-5 quarts of solution and looking for a very thorough cleanse with a deep abdominal massage.

I’m wondering how and when they administer the coffee — I’m guessing it might be at the end, where they have plumbed a way to add additives to the colonic solution and give maybe 500-1000ml of coffee with the colonic speculum then wait 15 minutes, hopefully with an accompanying colon massage, before letting you evacuate it via the speculum. I’m hoping that I can convince them to fill me to max capacity with the coffee inside like I do at home to push it all the way to the cecum before evacuating, but we’ll see. I’ll definitely ask them for very deep fills and intense massage, hopefully they’ll actually do it.

Had anyone had a coffee colonic before? What was it like? I’m a bit worried that I might enjoy the sensations and prostate stimulation a bit too much and end up ejaculating in front of the colon hydrotherapist. I also wonder how common it is for women to orgasm during colonics, especially with the addition of coffee.

I am certainly interested in your procedure. I have colonics on a regular basis. My chiropractor offers colonics. He doesn't administer them himself but has a licensed nurse administer them. At least, I think she is a nurse. I know she is licensed to administer colonics.

@ddell2 - Unfortunately, in addition to requiring a doctor's Rx for a colonic, Texas also forbids additives. The regulation of practically ANY para-medical procedures seems to keep proliferating! What's next? "Mother receives five year prison sentence for giving her child an enema without a doctor's supervision"?

@ddell2 - Unfortunately, in addition to requiring a doctor's Rx for a colonic, Texas also forbids additives..

@Soapy4me I can't remember if I had to get a note from my physician or not.

@ddell2 - Probably paid a "medical fee" on your first visit, to pay the onboard Dr for a prescription for anywhere from one to four colonic treatments. That's probably whythe colonic therapists didn't fight the new regulations: they bring extra income to the practice. That's bad enough, but forbidding "additives" is ridiculous! I love a bit of Dr Bronner's peppermint in my enemas, not only for the cooling tingle as it exits, but also for the improvement in the "fragrance" of my expelled enema! It also produces some nice cramping, which enhances the cleanout.

I’m not a coffee enema fan - nothing against them, but I tried a couple and they did nothing for me and just felt like warm water enemas. I am a 3-5 cup per day coffee lover, too. On the other hand, I AM a lover of high volume, long-retention enemas, and as you might guess, a real lover of commercial closed system machine colonics. If I could overcome the logistics and prices currently, I’d still be enjoying at least one a month.

@wutdis,

Given that I understand most coffee enema users use fairly limited volumes with a specified hold time, just enough to produce their desired effect, (~ 1 pint to 1 quart usually, no?), and all my colonics were what I considered (and enjoyed) high volumes, and I’ve never heard of a coffee colonic before you, I’m surprised they wouldn’t provide an explanation of why they offered them and how they chose to combine the two types. It sounds like a lot of paperwork for you to do for them, but by the time you had finished and settled on your appointment, they hadn’t offered any information about their coffee amounts and timing to you? Just curious, thanks,

Eric

I would guess a “coffee colonic” would be an implant after the colonic. Up to 16 gallons of water are injected/released during a colonic. That would take a lot of coffee grounds! I knew a colon therapist who offered implants at the end of an open colonic session. They were typically less than a quart because the objective was to retain them for a longer period.

Yes, as I understand it they administer the coffee at or near the end. I’ll report back with how they go. I just really hope I don’t leak or ejaculate during the colonic. I’ll also ask them up front to use a larger speculum if they have one. I just saw that a company that makes colonic machines offers “gel wave” speculums now. That’d be a treat if they had those.

Yes, as I understand it they administer the coffee at or near the end. I’ll report back with how they go. I just really hope I don’t leak or ejaculate during the colonic. I’ll also ask them up front to use a larger speculum if they have one. I just saw that a company that makes colonic machines offers “gel wave” speculums now. That’d be a treat if they had those.

@wutdis,

Thanks. Among many pleasant features of my past colonics (~1975-2005) was the size of the rectal tube or speculum inserted. From my very first colonic after college in about 1975, I remember thinking how pleasantly surprised I was when she inserted the rectal tube that was a good deal wider and inserted deeper than I expected. A good omen, perhaps, as I also discovered that I loved everything else about colonics including the tube size. I never thought to ask for the widest tube they could use, though I wish I had. After my first few colonics, all on closed system commercial colonic machines, I did wind up telling her that I loved the full distended feeling and could she please fill me as full and distended as she was permitted and then let me hold each fill as long as possible. Also, what exactly is a “gel wave” speculum?

Thanks,

Eric 🍑💦

Went once to a colonic clinic in Rancho Cucamonga California they offer an coffee add on to the colonic they also the only place that have a boxer shorts with a hole in the right place for the insertion after about 40 minutes of fill up and drains she went out and came back with a enema canister connected the hose to the colonic machine I was hoping for a traditional enema it went true the already inserted colonic hose she had me hold it for few minutes drain and I don't remember if she fill me up again with water or just sent me to the restroom to empty it all up

Pay attention to coffee enemas and coffee colonics:

https://edzardernst.com/2020/10/coffee-emema-a-tragically-stupid-way-to-die/

My husband's sister wants to participate with us in our year-end cleanse.

I noticed on her lap-top that she had been searching several things on the subject of coffee enemas.

Shee told me that she was considering doing a coffee enema at least a few hours after the cleanse. Maybe even the next morning.

This thread is the first I have heard about coffee enemas causing nausea.

Cleansing enemas, YES DEFINITELY!

Coffee enemas no, not really.